Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
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Post by Garland on Mar 20, 2006 21:18:56 GMT -5
 Eggman walked through city hall in Station Square nonchalantly. Some people seemed to take no note of him, while others cowered in terror, and still others threw rocks and various objects at him, which he seemed to dodge as naturally as one recovering from stumbling. He could've sworn he heard someone ask for his autograph, but this might have been his overactive and egotistical imagination. He had directions for where exactly to go, and went there immediately. Entering the room, he strode directly to the desk. "Hello, yes. Am I interrupting anything?" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 20, 2006 21:23:30 GMT -5
The woman at the desk looked up with an expression of utter apathy. Until, of course, she noticed who was there. Which then led her to begin to hyperventilating in TERROR.
"OH LORD DON'T TAKE ME HOSTAGE AND/OR KILL ME! I HAVE A DOG BACK HOME THAT'D REALLY MISS ME IF I WERE GONE! I MEAN CHILDREN! I HAVE CHILDREN!"
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Posts: 535
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Post by Garland on Mar 20, 2006 21:27:12 GMT -5
... ... ... Cough cough. "Come now, I'm not a MONSTER! I've simply come to file a lawsuit. Now, I believe you are the one who issues the documents necessary for this?" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 20, 2006 21:30:30 GMT -5
The lady blinked, and slowly broke out of her 'OH DEAR SOMEONE HELP ME EEK' pose. "A... a lawsuit?" her expression slowly changed from one of terror, to one of confusion, to one of professionalism. "OH, well, you'll have to fill out these papers then." And with that, she produced a moderate amount of paperwork, and pointed over at a sitting area, "you can sit over there while you fill it all out."
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Posts: 535
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Post by Garland on Mar 20, 2006 21:44:52 GMT -5
Eggman nodded, taking the papers and beginning to fill them out. Offending party(ies)? Jonas Lans, E-123 "Omega"... He paused. Should he accuse Shadow as well? It would do for good measure. He added the hedgehog's name to the document. Charges? Breaking and entering, attempted robbery, destruction of private property, and attempted murder. The doctor had thought about this. Crushing the body was a simple matter, one without much flair. But to crush the spirit was a different matter entirely. To make someone think they're evil? That THEY were in the wrong? It could take the will to fight right out of them, especially if they thought themselves justified! And what better way to do that than in a court of law? The doctor continued to fill out this document. It seemed to be more detailed than he anticipated, so he prepared to take a while. |
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Post by Dr. Mechano on Mar 21, 2006 20:13:31 GMT -5
 Rushing into the building, Egg Robo spotted the Doctor, and approached, "Dr. Eggman! I have a report of incidents at the base, sir! According to a call, as well as Silver's report, the base of a 'Dr. Talon' has been destroyed- Additionally, the one who called earlier said something about you owing him an island... And more recently, prisoner and traitor E-123 Omega has escaped from the base!" |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 20:20:12 GMT -5
 "... It was Shabow..." Metal coughed, trailing behind Egro. He glanced around with an uncomfortable air at the odd mix of reactions people were giving them. He disliked groups. He disliked people staring at him. It made him so incredibly unnerved... |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 20:22:36 GMT -5
"EVIIIL!"
A flash of yellow and red appeared, and fist went right for Metal's eyes.
[dice=6][rand=83739989743966797713075169932752408531595583225275944100214288685]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 20:28:36 GMT -5
[dice=6] "YEEAUGCHOO!" Metal suddenly sneezed, his jet kicking on and thrusting him out of the cat's path... and just like with poor Shadow, it put her in the path of the jet of oil that came streaming from his face plate. [dice=6][rand=974900532307137538576458408160524062087310438763437134208321670215] |
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Posts: 535
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Post by Garland on Mar 21, 2006 20:29:53 GMT -5
...what the hell? "What?! Talon's base was destroyed?! Shabow- er, Shadow has escaped?! And what's this about evil? ..." Eggman seemed to suddenly notice the cat. "...May I ask why you just attempted to strike one of my robots?" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 20:35:15 GMT -5
[dice=6]
The attacker, Honey Cat (naturally!) yelped and was quickly drenched in oil.
"YOU... YOU JERK! I JUST CHANGED INTO THIS! DO YOU NOW HOW MANY OUTFITS I'VE HAD RUINED IN THE PAST DAY?!"
Honey may of heard Eggman, but she didn't acknowledge it (really, she hadn't noticed he was there, she was utterly CONSUMED WITH HER NEED TO BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF METAL, and it was probably better for Eggman's sake that she didn't turn her attention towards him).
"FIEND!"
[dice=6]
Another attack for the eyes.[rand=34116224282097869392296190101623529036658872251290141371918857]
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Post by Lans on Mar 21, 2006 20:37:55 GMT -5
[dice=6]
Silver grabbed her as she launched at Metal, and struggled to hold on to her. "Please cease and desist your attack against unit Metal Sonic."
[dice=6]
(Die roll to see if he can restrain her)[rand=3747624455137588626375467319177315902267975994243660816433306405]
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 20:42:01 GMT -5
[dice=6] ((LO. A LOW ROLL o:))
"BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE BLEW UP STATION SQUARE! I NEEEEEEEED TO BEAT HIM TO A PULP. NEEEED! HE'S EVIL JUST LIKE ALL OF EGGMAN'S ROBOTS!"[rand=06473093528667406302981223669025755635236531883893107011316041781]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 20:42:41 GMT -5
Metal just imitated a groan, coughed, and covered his eyes with one of his taloned hands. |
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Post by Lans on Mar 21, 2006 20:45:15 GMT -5
Silver just held her for a moment. He wasn't evil was he? But then he wasn't exactly and Eggman robot..anymore.
"I am an Eggman robot, but I am not evil...I think."
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 20:47:22 GMT -5
"WELL RIGHT NOW YOU'RE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE!" Honey stuggled in Silver's grip, "IF YOU WERE GOOD, YOU'D LET ME GO SO I CAN BEAT METAL SONIC INTO SCRAP METAL FOR BEING A LYING EVIL RUST BUCKET OF... OF... OF EVIL!"
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
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Post by Garland on Mar 21, 2006 20:48:07 GMT -5
Eggman glanced about a bit, heading back for the desk. "I've finished my form. I would like for this to be sent to Jonas Lans's repair shop. The address is included." |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 20:49:31 GMT -5
Metal pulled his talon away, clearly worked up now. "I DIB NOT BLOWG UP STATION SQUARE!" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:01:54 GMT -5
Honey struggled more, reaching out with a desperate hand towards Metal.
"AND I BET IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE STATION SQUARE BLEW UP RIGHT AFTER YOU VISTED, HUH?"
She swiped her hand ineffectually in Metal's direction, and did her best to send DEADLY MIND BEAMS his way.[rand=3495179165765789438563942423265431415533344397468348448011215355535]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 21:10:25 GMT -5
His fists tightened. "BLAME THAG STUPIB DIBITROV PERSON, HE DID IT!" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:12:09 GMT -5
Honey continued (yes, she's still going!) to struggle.
"NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP, LIAR! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET LOOSE!"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 21:13:56 GMT -5
"I am NOT!" he seethed. "It was thag gimb lizarg! He tricked you and tried to frame me!" |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:16:04 GMT -5
Oh that was it.
"NOW YOU'RE BLAMING CRIPPLED PEOPLE! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!"
Honey attempted once more to get loose, this time kicking Silver in the shin (though it wouldn't have QUITE the effect it would on a person, she was hoping it'd work well enough on a robot)
[dice=6][rand=91896303050778267957802616369418830355128233489061390222509665]
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Posts: 535
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Post by Garland on Mar 21, 2006 21:18:12 GMT -5
And so the doctor strode out of the room silently, trying not to attract any attention. |
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Post by Lans on Mar 21, 2006 21:20:08 GMT -5
[dice=6]
"He is correct, Alexi Dimitrov is responsi-"
That was all he got out before Honey kicked him, knocking him off balance, and in his surprise, he let her go as he clattered to the floor.[rand=47046717810558525517195218039843342076904586778753718916851300602]
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:22:11 GMT -5
FREE AT LAST!
Honey dashed forward again, obsessed with smashing at least ONE of Metal's eyes to bits.
[dice=6][rand=7754131046979736942445997886096094646594688789445995552195434]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 21, 2006 21:27:13 GMT -5
[dice=6] Caught up in his own screaming and yelling, the metallix hadn't had the chance to realize the cat had broken free from Silver's grip until... *CRASH* Vision in his left eye was lost. ... "OKAY, THAG DOES IT!" he shrieked, launching himself into a spindash at Honey. [dice=6][rand=199480584094967388703516132770585084860299077756727719239876663307] |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:33:34 GMT -5
[dice=6]
Honey yelped as the attack hit, flinging her up into the air and causing her to 'land' rather ungracefully (imagine a cannonball without water), rings scattering everywhere.
For awhile she didn't get up, and simply laid there, dazed.
"Oooowww chi chi chi...."[rand=0174700476829017243583647119742319066000998449364362084234948457233]
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Garland
Former Player
King of the Ring
Impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!
Posts: 535
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Post by Garland on Mar 21, 2006 21:36:32 GMT -5
*FWBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* And one of the walls collapsed to rubble. "Well well! I see that you're having fun torturing poor Metal! Can't you see that he's SICK?" The doctor floated there in his Eggmobile, waving arrogantly. A pause. He looked down at Honey. ...great, a perfectly good dramatic entrance ruined. |
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Post by Raki on Mar 21, 2006 21:42:39 GMT -5
"I put... the bread pudding in the freezer, mumsy..."
Slowly, she sat up, grimacing, then remembered what was going on, jumped up, and gathered a few of her lost rings. Then she realized.
"EGGMAN? -THE- EGGMAN? YOU'RE HERE TOO?" pause.
"THEN I'LL BEAT YOU UP TOO!"
And with that, Honey whipped out her bat, 'GREAT JUSTICE', and ran full throttle to wards the mecha, swinging with full intent on destroying.
[dice=6][rand=89276610315021521475144796810586520049930787750430405997302606813]
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