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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 18:39:08 GMT -5
@leda@ With an irritated growl, Leda Rae jerked the door to her home open and slammed it afterward. That idiot Dash wasn't home AGAIN. She'd been trying to return his scarf for quite a while now. He DID know now that he didn't always have to pay Tom Nook in cash, so why was he still working all the time?? The pangolin huffed; it just didn't make sense.
Hurling the garment aside to fend for itself, Leedz crossed to the living room and flopped onto the couch, snatching the remote and bitterly flipping through the channels. Nothing was on. OF COURSE.
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Post by L on Aug 27, 2007 18:51:59 GMT -5
There was a shudden racket at the window. "LEDA, LET ME IN. PIDGEONS ARE CHASING ME AGAIN." Then there was the sound of much cooing. And the banging on the window persisted. "... Lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in lemme in!"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 20:30:02 GMT -5
@leda@ The pangolin flipped him off sneered at her friend banging on the window. Normally she mightn't have minded, but, well, foul mood and all. "THIS WINDOW IS NOT A DRIVE-THRU. USE THE DAMN DOOR."
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Post by Raki on Aug 27, 2007 20:34:41 GMT -5
Hearing the banging on the window, Raki arrived from another room, opening the window on her way to the kitchen, glancing over at the pangolin as she did so. "What's wrong with you, Leedz?"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 20:56:49 GMT -5
@leda@ "NOTHING is wrong with me," Leda hissed, her soured mood evident on her face when it wasn't obvious in her tone.
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Post by L on Aug 27, 2007 23:58:24 GMT -5
Elbot flew in the window, slamming it shut and locking it as he entered. He landed, panting heavily. "Sheesh. You steal the Pigeon Queen's credit card and suddenly they're out for blood." He panted.
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 0:03:21 GMT -5
Raki scratched at her nose, peering out of the window at a scene that, at the moment, very much resembled the movie 'The Birds'. After a few moments of watching pigeons throwing themselves against the glass, she turned again to Leeds, catching a glimpse of Dash's scarf at the corner of her vision. "Let me guess, he's not home yet?"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 28, 2007 0:05:02 GMT -5
@leda@ "......" The pangolin's face scrunched as she slouched into the couch and continued to flip through the channels. "No. No he's not."
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Post by L on Aug 28, 2007 0:06:37 GMT -5
The slipper lobster had no clue what had been going on prior to his arrival. "Who's not home yet?" He asked.
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 0:13:28 GMT -5
Raki smirked. "A certain nobody, that's all", she snickered, disappearing into the kitchen before reappearing with a cordless phone. "Hey Leedz, how does pizza sound?"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 28, 2007 0:19:47 GMT -5
@leda@ "I'm not hungry," Leda Rae grumbled with a snort. It was several seconds before she suddenly realized what her roommate was hinting, at which point the pangolin couldn't contain her cackle of approval. "...On second thought," she snickered, "pizza sounds great!"
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Post by L on Aug 28, 2007 0:20:34 GMT -5
Elbot's eyes went wide. "Do you even have to ask?" He said.
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 0:35:36 GMT -5
The tenrec smirked in a fashion that could only be described as devilishly. "I thought you'd see things my way." One speed dial later, Raki was sending an order to the local pizza delivary. "Hello, I'd like three containers of garlic butter. ... Yes, that'd be it."
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 28, 2007 0:40:18 GMT -5
@leda@ Leedz, following Deeb Rec around like a puppy, quickly leaned over the tenrec's shoulder and shouted into the phone, "AND MAKE SURE DASH DELIVERS!!"
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Post by L on Aug 28, 2007 0:42:39 GMT -5
Elbot plopped down on the couch. "On a diet, are ya?"
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 0:53:06 GMT -5
Raki continued to smirk as she clicked the phone off after giving directions. "Oh, I forgot to order the main course, didn't I? I guess I'll just have to order again later for the rest of it then." She waved the phone a bit. "Who wants to order next?"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 28, 2007 0:56:44 GMT -5
"I DO I DO!!" Snatching the phone away, Leda could barely contain her giggle. This was going to be fun! Served him right for being such a workaholic anyway. Snickering and mulling over what she would eventually order, the pangolin retreived Dash's scarf and leaned over the back of the couch. "Elby, you're gonna have a LOT to eat tonight."
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Post by L on Aug 28, 2007 3:19:32 GMT -5
Elbot snickered while rubbing his mitteny hands together. "Excellent."
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 3:33:04 GMT -5
And not long later (as, after all, it was the local pizza place), there was a knock at the door. The door which Deeb Rec opened with unnecessary extravagance. "Wow, boy, I sure didn't expect YOU here, Dash! ... Did you bring my order?" The other tenrec simply glared at her with a face that could be best described as 'you spit in my waffles', but held out his hand, showing three small containers of garlic butter. "3 rings." Raki tsked. "You're not really friendly to your customers..."
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 28, 2007 19:09:13 GMT -5
@leda@ "HEEEEEY, DASH!!" Leda suddenly appeared at Deeb Rec's side, the blue and green scarf wrapped securely around her own neck. "It's nice to know you're still alive. I've been trying to track you down FOREVER! ..." The pangolin paused to grin. "...Nice uniform, Dashiel. You look so..... um.. professional." With an insipid snicker, Leedz plucked the ball cap from the tenrec's head and placed it upon her own instead.
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Post by L on Aug 28, 2007 19:17:41 GMT -5
Elbot took off from the couch and flew over to the door, snatching the garlic butter. He then proceeded to open the containers and pour it on himself. "DINNER'S SERVED, GIRLS!" He said. ... He then wondered what the hell he was doing. He might as well go with it, he thought.
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Post by Raki on Aug 28, 2007 20:51:17 GMT -5
Dash sighed in a fashion that quite effectively illustrated his annoyance. "You know, you could of just waited until I got off of-" He stopped mid-sentence, gawking at the lobster that suddenly flew by and took the butter, dousing himself with it. "DINNER'S SERVED, GIRLS!"Dash stared blankly for a few moments, trying to mentally digest what was happening. He then came to the conclusion he probably didn't want to know, and that he may of just found out something about his neighbors he didn't previously want to know. That in mind, he awkwardly muttered, "I should get back to work now..." and turned to do so, walking off without his hat. Or payment. Whoopsie daisy.
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 29, 2007 0:40:30 GMT -5
((Dash parts written/approved by Raki.)) @leda@ Well, THAT plan failed. Leedz had taken the tenrec's pizza hat as a ploy to keep him from leaving too quickly. The pangolin's mouth scrunched to one side in thought, until she rolled her eyes at Elbot. "You had BETTER not drip that crap onto the carpet, bucko." Leda Rae took a seat once more on the couch and waited for a few minutes to pass, then dialed the phone, which she still had ahold of. "Hi, this is Pizza Place, how may we help you?" the voice on the other end greeted. "Heeeey, is Dash around?" Leda asked, barely able to contain her snickering. "I want him to take my order." "Uh, yeah hold on I think he just came in." The guy's voice became lower as he apparently yelled aside. " HAY DASH, PHONE FOR YOU." " What?" There was a fumbling noise as the phone switched hands. "Hello?" @leda@ Leda's grin was practically audible. "You forgot your hat." There was a pause at the other end of the line; unbeknownst to Leedz, Dash had begun to grop the top of his head. "... So I did." @leda@ "Yeah, so come back over and get it! I still have to give you your scarf anyway." "I'll get it after work," Dash replied tersely, grimacing to himself. @leda@ The pangolin's eye twitched. "No. NOW." "I'm at work!" he replied. After a brief pause, he lowly added, " Besides, aren't you guys... busy?" @leda@ Leedz didn't really even hear the tenrec's question. She'd begun to snicker, quietly, as she silently decided to go all out on Deeb Rec's idea. "Fine. You wanna work? Then I'll make you bust your ass. I'll order 3 large pizzas with pepperoni and green peppers. And every container of mustard in the store." "..." Dash found himself speechless for the first moment. "...I don't think we even have mustard... But fine, hold on. VIN! THREE LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS WITH GREEN PEPPERS. ... And probably delivary. Anything else?" @leda@ Yes... But later. You'll be back here all night, scarf boy. "NOPE, that's all! ...ish." The tenrec just shook his head. He hadn't quite caught that last bit, but knowing those girls, it probably wasn't something he'd be happier knowing. "Okay, fine. See you soon then." Before Leda could add anything else, Dash quickly hung up the phone and went back to work. @leda@ Clicking off her own phone and tossing it to the end of the couch, Leda Rae let out a smug cackle. "Raki, you are a genius. This is going to be soooo much fun!"
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Post by L on Aug 29, 2007 14:33:19 GMT -5
Elbot, in the meantime had licked himself clean. "I taste a surprisingly lot like bacon." He commented as if having a revelation.
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Post by Raki on Aug 29, 2007 14:41:44 GMT -5
Raki lounged on the sofa. "I'm not sure if that's surprising or not." She tilted her head to Leedz's direction. "And of COURSE I'm a genius. ... But you should of gotten a pizza with bacon, I'm hungry."
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 29, 2007 14:43:50 GMT -5
@leda@ "Oh, we will. We'll probably have them making pizzas they've never HEARD of. ...." It was around then that another issue vital to this plan occurred to her. Leedz twisted around in her seat to give Elbot the cutest look she could muster. "Siiiince you'll be eating most of this... Got any rings?"
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Post by L on Aug 29, 2007 14:45:36 GMT -5
Elbot reached into malletspace, only to retrieve a cluster of rings and a credit card that said 'Elanor Abernathy'. "This is all I've got." He said, handing it to the pangolin.
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Post by Raki on Aug 29, 2007 14:47:56 GMT -5
"You really DID steal a credit card from a Pigeon Queen??" Then again, the thumping that still continued outside of the windows should of answered that.
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 29, 2007 14:50:19 GMT -5
@leda@ "Let me see that." Leda Rae took the credit card and looked it over, arching an eyebrow. "...Okay, who wants to tell Dash this is their real name so we can use it?" Then quickly she added, "NOT IT!!"
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Post by L on Aug 29, 2007 14:51:39 GMT -5
Elbot donned a bandanna and an old table cloth in the style of a dress. "Imma do it." He said, speaking in a falsetto voice.
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