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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 26, 2007 21:17:52 GMT -5
@coconuts@ Coconuts simply stared at the stranger for a moment before the connections in his brain seemed to register.
"... EEP! N-nothing, Mr. Big-Mean-Scary-Guy!"
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 26, 2007 21:40:03 GMT -5
Just at that moment, there was a brilliant flash of light, followed by the thud of a large mass hitting the sidewalk. When all was said and done, a young woman with brilliantly red hair writhed along the pavement, bound head to toe in ropes and chains, and even handcuffs and a gag. The only noise she emitted herself was a weird sort of snuffling, grunting noise. Rather like a warthog, if I had to compare it to anything. No, I've never actually heard a warthog before, but that's my best guess.
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Post by Raki on Aug 26, 2007 21:41:23 GMT -5
Just in case the other two didn't notice the new arrival, Lilli took it upon herself to alert the others. By pointing at the woman. "Lady."
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 26, 2007 21:43:17 GMT -5
Crash, hearing Lilli's comment, turned to see who she was pointing at, and went rigid, his fur bristling.
"YOU." The devil stomped his way towards the woman, Coconuts still firmly grasped in one hand, as he glared down at the supposedly helpless activist.
And Crash wasn't sure how to take advantage of this situation...
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 26, 2007 22:01:07 GMT -5
@coconuts@ Again Coconuts paused, thankful the tazmanian devil's focus wasn't immediately on him as his eyes trailed over toward Lilli had pointed.
He pressed his free arm and a foot against Crash's arm, using his robian strength to try to wrench himself free.
[dice=6][rand=533507903349986294172095863305720563690355658835741605252900099301]
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 26, 2007 22:04:07 GMT -5
And since no one had yet helped her.... Peta continued to flop around on the pavement like a fish out of water. A TORTURED fish, flopping and gasping for air for the sick amusement of silly sadistic human SCUM. A beautiful, vibrant creature that did not deserve such treatment, who would be better off put out of its misery! Peta should be very happy there wasn't another Peta out there in the world to do exactly that. Or maybe that's what Crash was doing.
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Post by Raki on Aug 26, 2007 22:06:37 GMT -5
Lilli apparently didn't seem to notice the 'fish' once she'd pointed out her presence. Instead, she seemed more focused on untangling her dress... which had now revealed itself to be made for a human, rather then an echidna. However, she didn't seem to mind.
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 26, 2007 22:08:00 GMT -5
[dice=6] Unfortuantely for the robotic monkey, he apparently wasn't strong ENOUGH, because Crash maintained his grip, and, even MORE unfortunately, had a idea.
With a triumphant grin, he raised the robian into the air... then brought him crashing down at Peta.
[dice=6] - Peta [dice=6] - Coco to not get smashed into the pavement[rand=83776323096179771974226301135945128904250310777900022617998371599057]
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 26, 2007 22:22:50 GMT -5
[dice=6] To what was probably Crash's everlasting delight, Peta did not flop away in time to avoid being pulverized by his attack. The fiery-haired activist let out a loud squawking sort of sound as the hapless Cocobot was smashed into her backside, the impact making an audible snap. However, that was not Peta's spine breaking; it was her handcuffs. Her hands now mobile, Peta yanked the gag from her mouth and popped to her feet, the chains and ropes instantly falling from her body. I can't quite explain how; perhaps even inanimate objects are afraid of the force of Peta. "My SEVERE gravitational gratitude, furry friend!! I've always had the UTMOST respect for gracious groundhogs!"[rand=098610445038192275692084803841169947676984281096543640301935304915]
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Post by Raki on Aug 26, 2007 22:29:12 GMT -5
Lillie was still oblivious of what was going around her, instead pondering over her new, over sized dress. However, with some thought, she decided to just wear it over the rest of her clothes for now, too large or not. Then she'd be wearing all the clothes she had with her, and Crash would be happy! ... Though, she still couldn't understand for the life of her why he'd want her to wear all her clothing at once. Not to mention, it would probably get hot and uncomfortable later but... she'd just take it off later, when Crash wasn't around. Everyone won that way! And it was a very nice dress, really. Maybe when she got home she could keep it for a special occasion like a wedding or something... Oh, a wedding would be nice. "... but who'd be getting married? Maybe Mighty and Honey...", she mumbled to herself.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 26, 2007 22:30:17 GMT -5
@coconuts@ [dice=6]
Coconuts yelped again when he was suddenly slammed into the woman, momentarily very thankful he didn't have his sense of touch. He upped the struggle to free himself, quite surprised at how strong this guy was.
And then his arm came off.
. . .
"Oh well that's just GREAT!" he yelled.[rand=8719992598416428655540110458868294078190038840894835806485393639]
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 26, 2007 22:34:21 GMT -5
Crash twitched violently for a moment, then, seeming to have forgotten about the robian monkey, Crash released him, and stepped into the street, seeming rather calm... except that his eyes had become pinpricks.
An oncoming sedan honked at him, and, rather than getting out of the way, he turned to face it, attempting to grab the front end.
[dice=6] - Car [dice=6] - Crash
With a roar, the devil lifted the car into the air, its passengers leaping out as he turned to face Peta.
"KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE!!!!" And then... he attempted to flatten the activist under the automobile.
[dice=6][rand=256665492438666530328174924978263536766160413057643241887091705044]
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 26, 2007 22:49:11 GMT -5
[dice=6] Unfortunately for Crash, the devil's efforts were in vain; Peta had already whisked away from her spot and was now scrutinizing Lilli. At first the activist had written the mobian off as a pangolin, and had begun to prepare a "savior syringe", until something she had actually learned from her unfinished schooling decided to resurface: this was actually an echidna. And echidnas were an endangered species. "HOLY HOPSKOTCHING HARMONICAS!!" the activist shouted, tossing the needle over her shoulder. "Are you actually an enchilada?!" Just then her grey coat billowed dramatically from the wind generated by the exploding sedan. (XD to see if the syringe pokes anybody) [dice=6][rand=97017144586372564845434031940840772932429308705796163847490966088]
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Post by Raki on Aug 26, 2007 22:51:22 GMT -5
"... huh?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 26, 2007 23:03:16 GMT -5
@coconuts@ [dice=6]
In the meantime a certain monkeybot was hopping in place, clearly in hysterics after he'd retrieved his severed arm.
"Mechanic! MECHANIC!" he shouted, waving it around. "I NEED A MECHANIC!"
Clink! He heard something hit the him and glanced over, noticing Peta's needle was now sticking into the hole where his arm was supposed to be.
"... Huhhmhuhoo."
The monkey promptly fainted.[rand=475821354606236769154153244768292438533497031479846605947362294653]
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 27, 2007 0:02:22 GMT -5
Crash, although he'd been DANGEROUSLY close to the exploding sedan, having been gripping its front end, was pretty much unharmed, holding the now homeless bumper.
With a ground, and a cry of "KILL YOU DEADER!", Crash then swung the car part at Peta's head.
[dice=6] [rand=2931797697481437925180989981140356268824210684797985703749292147]
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 0:37:56 GMT -5
[dice=6] In exactly that instant, Peta had whipped around to Lill's backside, sending the bumper whizzing through the air to eventually collide with... well, nothing. "AN ENCHILADA!! A REAL ENCHILADA!!!" Peta may have remembered learning about the dwindling number of echidnas in the world, but obviously didn't remember (or ever learn in the first place) that the species was not a homonym with a certain Mexican dish. "This is INCREDIBLE!! If my resiliant resources are correct, there should be a magnanimous male enchilada kept in isometrics--" Pretty sure that was supposed to be 'isolation'. "--on that big floating rock!! WE COULD REPOPULATE THE WORLD WITH YOUR SPECIES AGAIN!!" Before Lilli could even respond to the outburst, Peta had reached under the folds of the dress and lifted the echidna's tail to verify that she was, in fact, a female. The activist let out a crazed cackle. "SUCCESS!!!"[rand=888320608123605026232003764476431167844048477059142015594073530693]
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Post by Raki on Aug 27, 2007 0:40:55 GMT -5
"..."And the echidna blushed.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 27, 2007 0:50:45 GMT -5
And it was at that moment Coconuts seemed to remember something... ... Robots couldn't faint. And then something else crossed his mind, and he jumped up with a yelp and rapidly began brushing himself off with his one arm to rid himself of the HORRIBLE GERMY DEATH the sidewalk had bestowed upon him. And it was only when he finally seemed to somewhat settle down did he notice just what that human that had mysteriously appeared was doing to Lilli. . . . "Hey! HEY! What do you think you're doing?!" he yelled, running after the two and attempting to shove Peta away. [dice=6][rand=37115849978610448043253764832307171090383582076952790207839976804]
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 27, 2007 0:52:52 GMT -5
Crash, still in a near-blind rage, charged at Peta, again attempting to clobber her with the bumper, her height resulting in his 'weapon' swinging harmlessly over Lilli's head.
[dice=6][rand=7218289934488241709712638602973574920939216391995640984276247496]
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 1:03:37 GMT -5
[dice=6] Though Coconuts had sturdiness on his side, Peta's height gave her the advantage of weight. As a result, the monkeybot more or less bounced off her side. Apparently her latest wheat grass chute had put some meat on her. Releasing the echidna's tail, Peta spun Lilli around and shook her by the shoulders. "DENSITY HAS BROUGHT YOU HERE!!" Density? Perhaps destiny. "You have a VERY IMPORTULANT TASK!! You must BREED, my dear!! BREED UNTIL THE WORLD IS FULL OF LITTLE LASCIVIOUS ENCHILADAS!! Come with me, and I shall TRANSPORT YOU TO THE IGNOBLE ISLAND OF--" [dice=6] Well it's pretty hard to finish a sentence when you've just taken a car bumper to the face.[rand=62230832098055537303176318435766234037545331209800836796155458408]
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Post by Raki on Aug 27, 2007 1:07:44 GMT -5
Echindas are usually red, or shades of red, however, Lilli had been born with a rather blueish coat. However, thanks to Peta, this has been remedied, as her muzzle was now a rather deep shade of scarlet! "... watch out for that c-"THW-CLANK"... nevermind."
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 27, 2007 1:33:51 GMT -5
"... HA! Serves you right, you big pervert!" Coconuts cackled while pointing at the crazy lady, his missing arm now being held by his tail. A moment later he'd snatched Lilli by the wrist and gave her a tug. "Come on, let's scram outta here!"
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 27, 2007 2:39:32 GMT -5
Crash didn't seem to notice the two Mobians any more, instead walking towards Peta, quite ready to turn her into a smear on the sidewalk.
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 27, 2007 20:37:04 GMT -5
The rather forceful blow to the cranium left Peta quite unconscious, her orange hair all askew. Though she was not coherent, she continued to dribble on. " MUST... BREED... TEX MEX ENCHILADAS..."
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Post by The Huggernaut on Aug 27, 2007 20:41:10 GMT -5
With a feral, almost gleeful grin, Crash raised the bumper over his head, fully ready to smash Peta into paste...
When he lost his footing as a portal formed under him, which he, of course, fell through, the bumper whirling in the air, a la cartoon physics, before falling end-wise through the portal as well. And after a moment's silence, the portal closed, leaving Peta unconcious on the sidewalk.
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