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Post by Rix on Mar 11, 2007 22:06:14 GMT -5
 Bash leaned back in Resson's favorite chair, idly surfing through the channels on the TV (cycling through all of them once every few seconds). After a few moments of this, he leans his head back and shouts. "I'M BORED! When's Master Professor coming home?!" |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 12, 2007 0:52:06 GMT -5
 EVE was still sitting quietly in the small stasis station that she had been placed in for a system's check which now completed without any abnormalities. The small input plug that had been connected to the back of EVE's head disconnected and she slowly opened her eyes, robotic lenses lighting up and coming into focus as her systems re-booted. She slowly stood up and took a few steps into the room before stopping and looking around. When she saw Bash reclinded into the large arm chair, she walked up to him. "This Unit wishes to inquire the location of the commanding unit..." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 12, 2007 1:16:11 GMT -5
Bash rolled his head back and looked at her. "Daww. Pops just went off through some mystical portal thingy and took Cyro and Dart with im. And nobody knows where Rush is." The chair began to buckle under his weight and seemed about ready to fall apart. |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 12, 2007 1:26:15 GMT -5
EVE blinked at Bash slightly. "This unit does not recognise 'pops' as an Identified unit..." She then looked to the chair. and then back to bash. "Unit Bash's designated weight suspense unit appears to be incapable of Efficiently dispersing it's current weight parameters without inevitable damage to it's mechanical structure..." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 12, 2007 1:29:42 GMT -5
"Yeah, I think so too." He probably didn't. |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 12, 2007 1:55:10 GMT -5
EVE looked at Bash blankly, internally acessing a small amount of information taken previously from the internet for reference. She then walked up to bash and gently lifted him off the chair and put him on the ground, stopping to wag her finger at him. "Down. Weight suspension units which are not capable of withholding the designated amount of mass are now classified as restricted areas." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 12, 2007 23:31:16 GMT -5
Bash scoffed indignantly. "HEY! You're not my MOM, Eve!! Just watch this!" He rips off a leg of the chair and eats it, wearing a smug grin of victory as he chews the splintering wood. |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 13, 2007 1:33:24 GMT -5
Eve blinked again as she watched Bash chew on the leg of the chair like it was a chicken bone. "This unit questions Unit Bash's logic of actions..." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 13, 2007 1:42:46 GMT -5
"I'LL SHOW YOU!!" ..Bash stops chewing for a second... then holds his head in frustration. "Hrrrrrnghgh!!" |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 14, 2007 16:07:47 GMT -5
 And at that moment? Bree walked in. She paused, blinking in confusion at the sight of Eve standing over Bash whom was sitting on the floor chewing on the leg of Resson's favorite chair. "... Daddy's gonna be really mad when he finds out you did that." |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 14, 2007 19:19:27 GMT -5
EVE looked at Bash confused as he held his head and made a rather unusual noise. She looked back to Bree and blinked, pointing back to Bash. "This Unit perceives a probable malfunction in Unit Bash's cerebral logic matrix and vocal emitters...." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 16, 2007 16:05:46 GMT -5
Bash spit out the gnarled piece of wood and pouted. "Aw, you two are no fun. I hate it when Master Professor isn't here!!" He sits down on the ground in a huff. "And Rush and Cyro and Rail and Dart are gone too! I'm just stuck with you.. you GIRLS!" He holds his head and shouts in anguish. "I'M FAR TOO MAN TO HANG OUT WITH THE GIRLS!!" |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 16, 2007 16:19:49 GMT -5
"Humph! Bash IS a malfunction." she rolled her eyes. Moments later when Bash had yelled, her eyes flew open wide and her cheeks puffed out "Yeah? Well being with a dumb smelly boy isn't much more fun either!" All of a sudden, Bash's form flickered and took on a... distinctly more feminine shape. "Much better." |
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Post by Rix on Mar 16, 2007 16:55:33 GMT -5
Bash blinks, and looks down at his body. He then jumps in horror, screaming madly. "OH NO!! It... IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!" He then proceeds to flail and run in circles. "NOOO! I'VE CAUGHT GIRL!!!" |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 16, 2007 17:43:38 GMT -5
EVE just stared blankly, visibly at a loss. "This unit does not contain sufficient data to conduct in current variables..." |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 16, 2007 18:02:10 GMT -5
And just for the sake of adding insult to injury, not only did Bash now appear as a shapely female, a frilly pink ballerina tutu and matching outfit suddenly seemed to adorn him, complete with a glittery tiara, pixie wings and makeup. Bree only grinned devilishly. |
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Post by Rix on Mar 16, 2007 18:05:26 GMT -5
"N..NO!! It's SPREADING!!" Bash looks about in a panic. "I've.. I've got to counter it!!" He immediately activates his wireless communication to turn on the TV and switch it to a monster truck rally as he runs in and out of the kitchen to fetch some beef jerky, which he immediately begins to scarf down. He then begins to flex his muscles and rant about power tools and football. |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 16, 2007 19:23:05 GMT -5
Eve continued to stare blankly at Bash. She walked up to him and sat down next to him, raising a hand and flexes her arm when he did, spouting in monotone mimicry. "Look at that torque on these guns." |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 16, 2007 21:50:32 GMT -5
If only I could alter his voice too, Bree thought as she walked up to the two and grabbed them both by the hands, still grinning "Come on, girls! Let's have a sleepover party!"
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Post by Rix on Mar 16, 2007 21:53:39 GMT -5
Bash looked like he was screaming so loud no sound came out, simply standing intensely with his mouth agape and his eyes blank. |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 17, 2007 2:48:03 GMT -5
EVE looked at Bree curiously. "This Unit is incapable of Entering a neural state which emits the correct REM Waves correlated with Organic 'sleep'." She looked to bash again and blinked. "Is Unit Bash's Behaviour compliant with Suggested action when encountering projected holographic optic information?" |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 17, 2007 4:09:59 GMT -5
"Oh don't be silly. No one ever sleeps at a slumber party! And of course! Bashette is perfectly fine! Now come on Bashette, Eve, let's go put on some pajamas and brush each other's hair while we talk about boys!" She tugged on Bash's hand, still grinning like the cat that ate the rat. |
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Post by Rix on Mar 17, 2007 19:20:48 GMT -5
Bash would have had waterfall tears had he been built with tear ducts. "Pleeeeease don't do this to me!! I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE MY MANHOODITY!!" He flailed, perfectly able to escape due to his great strength, but his father's order not to harm eachother overriding this. |
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Post by Sipp on Mar 18, 2007 14:15:50 GMT -5
There was a loud crash from nearby.
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Post by Riyami on Mar 18, 2007 18:52:57 GMT -5
Eve's head quickly turned towards the noise. She stood up and faced the sound's direction. "Abnormal Activity Detected. This Unit is Initializing Security Check." And with that EVE began to make her way towards the source of the noise to check things out. |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 20, 2007 3:21:51 GMT -5
Bree eeked, her quills ruffling a little as they bristled (and consequently messing up her hairstyle), letting go of Bash's hand "What was that?!" |
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Post by Rix on Mar 20, 2007 19:21:12 GMT -5
Bash jumps in front of Eve. "Hey now! This is MAN'S WORK!" he turns around and puffs out his chest and begins to strut int he direction of the noise to investigate. "I will check!! Fear not, frail ladies!!" |
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Post by Riyami on Mar 20, 2007 19:42:51 GMT -5
"This unit finds no data specifying the designation of security protocauls singularly to Male classifications. Unit Bash's Assistance is acknowledged. " And EVE continued to walk with him to investigate. |
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 20, 2007 20:53:31 GMT -5
Bree followed along behind them, trying to smooth her quills back into their normal style. Though the sound freaked her out she couldn't help but crack a tiny smirk at Bash's display, considering she still had her hologram on him. |
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Post by Sipp on Mar 21, 2007 13:57:19 GMT -5
 "Gack..." the robian was on the ground had apparently fallen into a workshop of sorts. He grunted as he tried to push away the equipment on top of him. It wasn't that he wasn't strong enough, it was just that, as soon as he moved one things, three other things took its place. "Rob?" he tried. "Rouge? Manic? Espio? ... Frank?" |
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