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Post by Leedzie on May 29, 2010 22:49:59 GMT -5
"Um... Bunnie... Is all of this really necessary..?" Sally groaned and craned her neck in an attempt to see past the growing pile of clothing that the rabbot continually foisted upon her. When she'd agreed to take the side trip to the clothing store, the squirrelmunk had been hoping that the endeavor would ultimately save them some headaches while they were stuck in this world. However, she also realized that there was a very real possibility that it would create all new chaos as well. Unfortunately, she had been correct. I don't think I had this many clothes when I still lived in the palace! the princess lamented as yet another garment was added to her pile. This really is getting excessive. I'm going to just have to put my foot down and--"OH MY GAIA, BRAS FOR 50% OFF!!" That was all she heard before a sharp pain entered the back of Sally's waist as a young cougar bolted past. The injury itself wasn't a problem, but unfortunately the jab threw her off-balance, and the monarch yelped and disappeared beneath the mountain of clothing.
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Post by Jamie Lee on May 30, 2010 0:53:36 GMT -5
After a moment of muffled struggling, the darkness was shed away as Bunnie effortlessly lifted the entire pile with her mechanical arm. "Watch where ya'll're goin', goshdarnit!" she yelled, before looking down at the ridiculously dressed princess. "Ya'll alright, hon?"
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Post by Leedzie on Jun 1, 2010 2:01:55 GMT -5
"Nyeah," Sally grunted while climbing to her feet. "I've dealt with far worse." In theory. Straightening out Antoine's jacket as best as she could manage, the squirrelmunk's attention drifted around the department. "Where did the guys go?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 1, 2010 2:32:12 GMT -5
"Oh, ya'll know boys," Bunnie waved a dismissive hand. "Shoppin' ain't their thing. They's prolli all hanging out in the food court complainin' 'bout how long we take~"
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Post by Lans on Jun 2, 2010 2:28:24 GMT -5
"Aw contrary!" Sonic was in fact approaching them now, and it appeared he had gone shopping as well...except that having little to no experiance with clothes beyond socks, shoes, and winter wear, his fashion sense left...a little to be desired and a lot of eyes bleeding. Yes, THAT outfit"Hey Sal, check it out!" Sonic said, as Tails appeared from behind him wearing a similar, but neon green, version of the same outfit. "Couple of way past cool dudes, eh?" he asked, striking a pose. "I'm beginning to like this place."
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jun 16, 2010 0:16:41 GMT -5
"So manifique!" Cried out the final of the bunch, appearing from a row of clothes holding a light blue Sunday dress out in front of him, overlapping Sally with it. Apparently pleased, he lowered the article of clothing and walked closer to Sally. "Thees place, ees filled with the most lovely things, no?" He asked, hanging the dress over an arm as he glanced at Sonic and Tails.... and stared.
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Post by Leedzie on Jun 16, 2010 0:19:52 GMT -5
After removing her palm from her face, Sally released a long, calming sigh. "I think everyone just needs to take a deep breath and step back from this situation for a moment. Everyone's starting to go.... a bit overboard." Yes. Overboard. That was the word she was thinking.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 16, 2010 0:42:53 GMT -5
Bunnie's ear twisted, indicating that she had heard the princess's comment. However, her face clearly conveyed that it hadn't registered as she stared off toward the two... "Oh... mah stars..."
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Post by Lans on Jul 2, 2010 0:19:28 GMT -5
Sonic just glanced at the odd looks everyone was giving him and Tails. "...What?"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jul 6, 2010 0:07:36 GMT -5
"Ewwff, Sonique, you are looking too so 'orrible." Antoine complained, looking weirded-out as if Sonic were some robot alien come to enslave their minds. He was appalled by the choice in clothes Sonic had, but what could be expected of such an uncultured hooligan? As he often does with cooking and cleaning, the compulsive and orderly coyote decided to take matters into his own hands. "Nooooo-nononono, thees ees not being to workeeng. Zee terriblay clothes!" He dove back into the rows of clothes, complaining of having to find clothes for the "uncooked fish-hog".
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jul 6, 2010 11:19:24 GMT -5
Shaking her head to clear her bewildered thoughts, Bunnie grabbed Sally with her organic arm, a mountain of clothes held high with her mechanical, and dragged the princess away to one of the changing booths. "Gosh darned paparazzi's gonna have a field day..." she muttered, trying to avoid staring at the badly dressed hedgehog and fox. As the boys and girls went their separate directions, an oddly familiar hedgehog began to approach Sonic, Tails and Antoine. "Ah, there you a--" Merce began to say, only to be cut off as he stared at Sonic. "... What are you wearing?!"
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Post by Lans on Jul 19, 2010 21:17:20 GMT -5
"Oh great, who invited Pinnochio?" Sonic asked sarcasticallyas he noticed Merce. Tails, meanwhile, was less than thrilled with everyone's reaction to their new outfits. "Sonic, I don't think Aunt Sally liked our clothes. She made that face she makes when she's about to get mad at you for something." "Eh, don't worry about it, little bro. Some people just don't understand our kind of taste."
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jul 23, 2010 2:26:55 GMT -5
"... My name is Merce, you ridiculously dressed buffoon." the pseudo hedgehog growled.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 5, 2010 0:05:48 GMT -5
All of a sudden, a wild coyote burst forth from a rack of clothing, holding what looked like a mound of clothing. Lunging at Sonic, Antoine grappled with the clothes the hedgehog was already wearing, all but ripping each article off and replacing it with whatever he had found instead. When Antoine was done, he stepped away from what would be an obviously bewildered hedgehog, and proclaimed, "Magnifique!" He stood proudly by, looking at his masterpiece, before dashing off once again, probably looking for more clothes... for Tails! To be honest, Sonic did look quite dapper.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 5, 2010 0:20:19 GMT -5
Merce stared as the mobian hedgehog was stripped to his skivvies and then had a rather sophisticated suit foisted upon his frame. Something tingled in the android's nose, causing his lips to purse... and he began to snicker.
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Post by Leedzie on Aug 5, 2010 1:57:20 GMT -5
Meanwhile, a comparable process had been under way in one of the dressing rooms for quite some time. Having lived in a palace for the first five years of her life, Sally was no stranger to having her clothes picked for her, and furthermore being dressed by an assistant, but even so this was nowhere near the same process; Bunnie's utter lust for the art of shopping left the princess in a chaotic whirlwind. Before she knew it, the squirrelmunk found herself in a dress so frilly that Sally couldn't even see her own feet. "Bunnie!" she exclaimed, trying hard not to sound as exasperated as she felt. "I can't fight a war in this!!"
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Post by Lans on Aug 17, 2010 15:11:57 GMT -5
Normally Sonic would have told Ant off for messing with him, but he was too disoriented to do so. "....What the heck just happened?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Oct 16, 2010 13:59:29 GMT -5
"Hmm.." the rabbot rubbed at her chin as she looked Sally over. "Yeah, s'pose ya'll're right. We need t'get ya'll sumthin' a lil more rugged an' sassy!" Snatching Sally by the wrist, it was back to the changing booth!
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Nov 8, 2010 1:48:54 GMT -5
When Antoine reappeared, he was carrying more clothes, this time making a beeline for young Tails, flinging off Sonic's distasteful choice in clothing and replacing it with something equally dapper as Sonic's new clothes. And quite cute too. "Da-Taaaa!" He squealed, and before a word could be said, the crazy Frenchman fled into the wilds of the clothing racks once more, rustling shirts, pants, and coathangers alike as he searched for something. The noise stopped suddenly, the coyote having paused. When he finally stepped out of the maze of clothes, he was wearing a mighty flattering zoot suit, preening his hair in sublime pride. "Hmm, I am to be likeeng zees place." He crooned to himself, a smug grin on his face.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Nov 9, 2010 23:16:01 GMT -5
As the boys experienced the whirlwind force of nature that was Antoine's choice in fashion, so too was Sally finding herself once again subjected to the same process. As the frilly dress was removed in its various layers, Sally would find it quickly replaced by a cowgirl's rodeo getup, complete with hat and bandanna.Bunnie beamed proudly as she drug Sally out by the arm to show the boys. "Well, what do ya'll think?" And by now Merce was doubled over in laughter. "This... this is going on the internet!"
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Post by Leedzie on Nov 15, 2010 0:03:56 GMT -5
Doing her best to hide her grimace, Sally released an uneasy chuckle. "Well... I can certainly move more easily... But I still think this is a bit much, Bunnie." It was then that she caught sight of the outfits of the rest of her party. "...Wow, you guys look... great!"
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Post by Lans on Nov 15, 2010 0:32:07 GMT -5
"...Maybe, but I FEEL like a carpet factory," Sonic muttered as he tried to shrug out of the trenchcoat. *FWMP* The slightly too large tophat Tails was wearing won its battle against his ears and suddenly dropped down over his eyes. "ACK! What happend to the lights?"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Nov 16, 2010 22:54:16 GMT -5
*SPARKLE*
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Post by Jamie Lee on Nov 17, 2010 1:35:13 GMT -5
Seeing the new arrivals, Merce finally calmed down and straightened himself, smirking at Sonic as he approached the two ladies. "Greet... "he paused, blinking when he noticed a certain someone standing beside Sally. "... Bunnie? What are... you doing here?" Spotting Merce as she was addressed, Bunnie's features lip up. "Heya, HoneyMerce!" she greeted, practically diving at him and snagging him by an arm. "Fancy seein' ya'll here! I's just havin' a lil' ol' shooppin' spree with Sonic and his friends!" "... I see..." Merce stated, shying away in discomfort at the girl's closeness. Coughing into his fist, he tried turning his focus toward the squirrelmunk with her. "And are you Princess Sally of Mobotropolis, or Agent Acorn of the Military?"
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Post by Leedzie on Nov 18, 2010 0:24:41 GMT -5
Chuckling at her cohorts, Sally latched hold of the oversized hat and gently wrestled it loose from the kit's noggin. "Sally of Mobotropolis," she said to Merce. "Are you misplaced yourself, or just in the loop of what's going on?"
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Post by Lans on Nov 18, 2010 1:49:11 GMT -5
"Thanks Aunt Sally," Tails said when he could see again. "He's about as in the loop as anyone, Sal," Sonic said as he struggled with his tie. "Believe it or not, he's this place's brand of Robo-Me."
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Post by Jamie Lee on Nov 19, 2010 2:37:02 GMT -5
"Robo-him?" Bunnie asked, letting go of Merce's arm and giving him a confused look-over. "What's he mean by that?" Merce momentarily found himself unable to answer, the wild-eyed look of shock and fury in his expression speaking for him. As Bunnie's words registered, however, he glanced at her, and somehow in that moment managed to recompose himself. "I believe he means to say that I am Metal Sonic." Bunnie blinked, looking back and forth between Sonic and Merce several times. And then she burst into a hysterical laughter.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Nov 19, 2010 3:02:55 GMT -5
Antoine snorted, then chuckled. "Sonique I am theenkeeng you 'ave been 'ere too long. You eyes maybe being poopied, no? Zere ees no Metael Sonique 'ere! We 'ave all haveeng to been seeing it weeth moir eyes, yes?" The coyote had a point. He, Sally, and Tails, and Sonic himself had all seen the other-Metal-Sonic-robot-thingie at that weird place where he had got tossed off of the train. Sonic claiming that this normal-looking (well, he was kind of ugly, looking a lot like Sonic and all) hedgehog was the Sonic-robot was just plain hilarious.
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Post by Leedzie on Nov 20, 2010 23:01:58 GMT -5
"Antoine has a point," the princess agreed, ruffling the top of Tails' head. "We all saw this dimension's Metal Sonic when I got back here, remember? It was nothing like this gentleman." Speaking of whom, Sally turned to Merce and smiled apologetically. "I'm sorry about all of this, sir."
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Post by Lans on Nov 20, 2010 23:12:03 GMT -5
"But what about that time Robotnik copied you, Aunt Sally?" Tails asked, now looking at Merce suspiciously. "That bot looked almost just like you..." "Exactly, little bro," Sonic said, gratified someone had finally backed him up. "Besides, he's not that great an actor either. Give him a sec and watch the 'shining personality' come through."
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