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Post by Rix on May 8, 2007 1:27:24 GMT -5
 "TONIGHT! Strange portals are opening up between our world and another one! No, this isn't a rerun! Next, I take a look into the strange new world of 'Mobius'. Not too deep a look, because I presume it keeps going on forever in circles. And I interview my guest, who is so spectacular I'm keeping them a secret. But here's a hint: It's not me!There are thousands of parallel universes out there, but there will always only be one Stephen! That is, if I kill the rest of the Stephens to absorb their powers. This... is the Coburn Report!!" |
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Post by Rix on May 8, 2007 1:48:04 GMT -5
The audience applauds Stephen with great enthusiasm. After what seems like ages, Stephen finally sits down. "Thank you... thank you, nation. I swear, we could stick a turbine on you guys and all our energy problems would be over. Welcome to the Report; I'm sure you all know about this weird alternate dimension business that's been going on as of late. Now, I knowthat many of you bay be a bit concerned, considering the catastrophic possibilities; but worry not, because I have a theory that none of this is actually happening... and it's tonight's Word." The 'Word' logo emerges and rests on the right side of the screen, leaving room to the right of Stephen for small bulletins; a word is displayed on the screen. "Non-Canon! Now, I'm sure some of you are huge science fiction buffs or fantasy readers... basically, nerds. I hope you are because I'm definitely.. um, not." - Just botched his charisma roll for lying
"But I digress. Now, we all know that when a story starts introducing exact duplicates from other worlds and such, you start to get into the realm of a 'what-if' story." - Real life is obviously Coburn's fiction
"And that got me thinking... so long as this isn't real, what else could we do? There's so many cliches left to explore!©" "Perhaps I could shrink down and enter Sonic's body to combat an evil alien virus!" - Both virus and Stephen killed by Sonic's metabolism
"Or even better yet, everyone could switch bodies with each other! Now that would be something to behold!" - Hopefully from outside Sonic's body
"And the best part is, we can come up with these all night... because so long as such an overdone cliche is happening, we know that none of this is real." "And that's the Word. We'll be right back." |
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