Station Square Bakery- And Then There Was A Scream

[Sipp]

Antoine seemed to calm for a moment.

"You are making zeee escargot?"

[AnT]

However, none of the dumb-bots noticed the familiar figure they haven't seen in ages. Scratch heard the scream, but concluded on the wrong person.

"Pipe-down, flea-face!" he pounded on SatAM Antoine's head. "I haven't got to the main course of the torture."

The chicken pulled out white little leaves-like things and waved it under the coyotes' noses.

"And then we add some garlic, right?"

[Topaz Mutiny]

Antoine squealed as he was bopped on the head, and for the fact that a new robot had arrived. His nose worked furiously as the garlic was waved under his nose, but otherwise he said nothing, only sighing pitifully. The scene now looked FAR too familar, and Antoine had a pretty good feeling about what was coming next. He blinked. his eyes felt really dry for some reason. Had he cried so much he didn't have any tears left?

He mumbled something inaudible to the bots. I am doom-ed.

[Jamie Lee]

"No-no-no! This is horrible! I need a mop! STAT!" the monkey raved, shifting between his feet and opening and closing his hands repeatedly. His eyes darted about frantically for anything that appeared to be a utility closet and immediately dove for it, causing a huge crash.

[Sipp]

"Oui, oui!" the coyote nodded, "Ze garlic..."

He seemed to have forgotten who he was dealing with.

[AnT]

From behind the kitchen counter, Grounder glared at something off screen. "Hey you Greek chefs...pipe down in that closet!!"


Grinning evilly, Scratch pulled out a tub of butter, "Annnnd...?"

However, the label was just a piece of ripped crumbled paper with the word butter written in crayon, and taped on the tub.



Not even a complete idiot would fall for this.

[Topaz Mutiny]

Nope. Antoine was wrong.

He still had a few tears left.

But after that, he glared at the robots through his tears, having a rare moment of non-cowardice, "Oui, and I am having zee supposion zat you 'ave replaced ze butter with MAGARINE, am I having ze rights?" he snaps "I am not 'avieengs this torture-es again! Especially seeense I am 'aving no ideas where I am, you are not knowing what Robotropolees ees, and for my dear Princess Sally, I will ever, never be tellings yous where Knothole is!"

He tries to break free of the sticky thing he was on. He was gonna keep that escargo from being ruined by MARGARINE no matter what. Well... almost no matter what. [dice=6][rand=75848031152916034344335787644182065037048636892196024669874774866]

[AnT]

[dice=6]


"Ba-KAW!!!" he cried, surprised that the coyote freed himself, as if he was mysteriously powered like some character from a cheap and campy anime.

From his fright, he dropped the tub, and when it hit the floor, the paper fell out revealing the true idently of the tub...


...Butter!! Low fat butter!!

"Jeez, can't you take your torture like some good fleshy loser? We were gonna poison your Russian dish with butter. Low fat butter!! Ha-HA-her-HAAAAAA!!!" [rand=44794992123840465003645433389202084455771443741674374984044737644]

[Jamie Lee]

A bunch of swearing and muttering ensued as Coconuts retrieved a mop and a bucket and saw to putting away the items he'd caused to avalanche in his haste. His tail holding onto the bucket, he slung the mop over his shoulder like a rifle and began to march toward the sink.

As he was filling the bucket (and still muttering to himself), he happened to catch a bit of what one of the coyotes happened to have said. He turned his head and glanced over.

"Hey wait. Youse onea them guys from Knothole? Griff told me about you!"

[AnT]

"Hey, get lost, mack! Can't you see that we're..."

His limited memory identified the person before him. The red tin plate and the monkey-apperance. Even Grounder saw this as he reeved next to his brother. They could not believe their optic visuals that they saw someone they thought was scrapped.



"COCONUTS?!?!"

[Jamie Lee]

Coconuts turned, quirking his brow "Do I know either of youse or something?"

[Topaz Mutiny]

And now Antoine, still irate from thinking the low-fat butter was margarine, was currently trying to pull the other Antoine free from the glue as well. [dice=6]

"MAGARINE!"[rand=8161085430715926674380604545882264971877740885623049616019335744]

[AnT]

[dice=6]

And boy, either Antoine must be on a roll or Grounder still didn't change his glue, because the coyote's unlogical might was still in him; breaking his counterpart free.

But that was unseen by the bots, because they were still shocked that their old fellow Badnik was still around.


"Gee, long time no see, Banana-brain. We haven't seen ya licking Dr. Robotnik's toilets while we were sleeping in the Death Egg ruins for years. Ha-HA-hur-HAAAAAA!!"


"Hee-hee! Yeah! We...um...I thought Dr. Robotnik put him on sanatation duty."


"That's what it mean, Lug-nuts!" he shouted, pounding his short brother's head. [rand=6089016264142195883252866186319910279452323703608468626966863679]

[Sipp]

Antoine was looking at his counterpart with the utmost seriousity.

"We must escape before.. ... before... marg..."

HE COULDN'T EVEN BRING HIMSELF TO SAY IT.

[Jamie Lee]

Coconuts' brows quickly caved over his eyes, and he ground his metallic teeth together, holding the mop in his hands like he was ready to clobber the two "Look pal, I don't know who either'a youse two slobs are, but I'm a free monkey now! That blubberbutt don't got no restraints on me, so why don't youse two go jump off a bridge!"

[AnT]

"Wooo, touchy, aren't we? Hmm...oohhhh, I see! Dr. Robotnik kicked ya out, huh? Showed ya the pink slip! Forced ya to seek other lame oppertunities? Gave ya a permenant vacation without pay? Let ya go, huh? Ba-HA-hur-HAAAAAA!!!"


"Hee-he! Yeah! And he fired ya too! Well it ain't our fault you sucked at catching Sonic.....worse than we did."


"Now simmer down, Coco-nerd!" Scratch said, shoving the monkey by the head. "We got some interrigation to do with these mutts and-"

[Topaz Mutiny]

BUT ONE OF THE MUTTS WAS ALREADY GONE, AN IMPRINT CLOUD THE ONLY THING LEFT, and the sounds of someone yelling, "MAGARIIIIIIINE! D:".

Plus the odd strand of fur here and there on the glue. (I'm not sure if you want the other ant to be dragged along Sipp, depends on what you want to do)

[Sipp]

AND THE OTHER COYOTE WAS RIGHT BESIDE HIM.

[AnT]

"BA-KAW! Those mutts escaped!"


"Awww...and I wanted to feed them my escar...whatever. Should we go after them?" The green bot's head reeled out a extra arm, and gave him a large roll of the Sunday newspaper.


"Forget it...let's just go find Dr. Robotnik....AGAIN!!" he turned to Coconuts. "Yo, Coco-nerd! You know where his Egg-shapedness is?"

[Jamie Lee]

The robian monkey just arched an eyebrow at the two. Yeesh, what a couple of whackjobs.

"Kicked me out, pah! If only he were so generous!" he rolled his eyes, turning the mop in his hands and began working on cleaning up the floor. He paused for a moment when the two questioned him again and growled "Robotropolis, probably sitting on his fat ass in the control room, duh. Now are youse two gonna scram or do I have to use your peabrains in place of this mop?"

[AnT]

"Ba-ahahahahahahahah!!!!" they laughed, almost falling on the floor. This was defiantly a great way to cheer them up, after their navigation units to Eggman's base was ruined when they were getting groceries for him. Bullying people was always fun.


"You, use us as mops? Dream on, Coco-nerd. If we remembered, Grounder used you to plunger Robotnik's toilets."

"Hee-hee! Yeah, and boy was your face all messy with brown stuff."

With a smug, Scratch laid a winged hand on Grounder's shoulder. "Maybe we should remind ya about that pleasent time, huh Grounder?"

"Oh yeah!" Grounder transformed one arm into a mallet, and the other into a plundger. "Monkey see, monkey-"

And in a flash of light, they vanished.

[Jamie Lee]

@coconuts@ Coconuts growled loudly, whipping the mop up and threatening to clobber the two of them with it "Who the hell are youse two anyways?! Why I outta--"

FLASH.

Coconuts blinked, staring at what was now vacant space "What the heck?" pause "... Aw screw it."

He went back to cleaning up, muttering furiously to himself.