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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Feb 12, 2007 18:45:24 GMT -5
"SACARE BLEU CHEESE! MAGAAARIIIIINEE!"Came a very high pitched scream from a bakery.
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Post by AnT on Feb 12, 2007 20:43:48 GMT -5
"Huh?" When a green drill bot almost passed by the bakery, that godful scream got his attention towwards the bakery window. The tall chicken bot stopped behind the short bot. "What's the hold up?" "Somebody screamed." "So?" "Well maybe it's Dr. Robotnik toturing a stupid city guy." "Hmmm...." Without warning, Scratch dashed into the building. "Wait for me, your Egg-cellency! I wanna tickle his toes!" "No way, you feather-brain! Dr Robotnik makes ME do the tourtuing!" he cried as Grounder chased after his brother. It looks like they may have finally found their master.
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Post by Sipp on Feb 12, 2007 21:24:00 GMT -5
As he said that, a coyoye ran in. "WHAT?! MARGERINE?![/b]"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Feb 13, 2007 11:57:29 GMT -5
After the panic attack that was finding out that this bakery used MARGARINE, Antoine turned to see... ROBOTS. Antoine squeaked with fear, his legs quaking, and began to flail about the bakery until someone else came in. "Oh zank zee 'eavens, I is being sav-ed!" he ran towards the coyote until he realized something. Antoine screeched and fainted as he realized that the mobian who had came to rescue him was hisself. "~MmmmMmaaagaaariiiiinneeeee~" @_@
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Post by AnT on Feb 13, 2007 12:20:36 GMT -5
Right when the two dumb-bots entered the bakery, all they saw was stuff you find in the average bakery. But what you didn't find in the average bakery is signs of cheap skates. For example... ...piles and piles of margerine bowls on a table. The horror. Anywho, Scratch and Grounder spotted two coyotes who looked extremely alike, only one, who fainted, had a soilder suit that looked like a hand-me-down, and the other one wore a military suit that looked more digniflying. "Aww...and I thought Dr. Robotnik would be here. I thought the screams were screams of torture." whined the green bot. However, the chicken bot refused to believe that. Scratch eyed at the dog twin who didn't faint...maybe yet. "Okay, dog boy, where's Dr. Robotnik?"
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Post by Sipp on Feb 13, 2007 12:50:11 GMT -5
"I WILL NEVER SURRENDER, YOU FUELS!" he grabbed the other Antoine, threw him over his shoulder, then snatched the margerine and tossed it at them. [dice=6] "MARGEEEEERRIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEE!" Apparently that was a battle cry as well.[rand=97132822966681919049485725194175035854555004348098165150324336008]
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Post by AnT on Feb 13, 2007 23:34:17 GMT -5
[dice=6] "BA-KAW!!!" cried Scratch, like a REAL chicken. With such quick reflexes, he grabbed his brother, and used him as a shield. The bucket of margerine spalted right on Grounder's face, flinching his head. Thick gunk of the margerine covered his head. But then, a giant tongue erupted out of the gunk, and scooped up the margine into Grounder's mouth. "Mmmm...I can't believe it's not butter." "Alright, that soilder-dog asked for it! Glue em, Grounder!" "Aye aye!" he respond as his drill withdrew into his arm, and a glue gun took its place. With a mighty blast, it fired a large gunk of glue. [dice=6][rand=69828434303009649021701699154079766016787399954436907925283276693]
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Post by Sipp on Feb 16, 2007 1:18:30 GMT -5
[dice=6] AND ANTOINE WAS OWNED. "THIS EEZ ZE FAULT OF ZE MARGERINE!!!" ... AND THEN, SUDDENLY, HE KNEW WHAT TO DO. "MES AMIES, MY FELLOW BAKERS FRANCAIS, COME AND AID ME!" And then five french bakers emerged from the foliage. "Excellent!" cried Antoine, puffing his chest out, "NOW, MEN, TO ACTION!" And then the french bakers all threw their hands up and cried "WE SURRENDER!" (If you get the reference you WIN) ". . ." "NOT THAT ACTION, YOU IDIIIOOOOTS! ZE KUNG FU THING!"[rand=5244935839153024581900849424721862915323849831246530244809095196]
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Post by AnT on Feb 16, 2007 11:45:31 GMT -5
"......" Yeah....that was pointless. "Grounder, glue up those Chef-Bora-dodos, I'll deal with the Pepe le Fool." "Roger!" he responded, as he armed his glue-gun and rolled dover to the chefs. Standing tall and menacing before the helpless coyote, Scratch glared at him. "Okay, you're gonna tell us exactly what we need, because we have ways of making you talk." "We do?" asked Grounder as he was glueing up the chefs. "What kind of ways?" BAM! Growling, Scratch reeled back the large wooden spatula. "Stupid!" "Oh right!" said Grounder, whose head was dented like a soda can from that hit. "We got stupid ways of making you talk, so start sqeeling, pal!" "Where can we find Dr. Robotnik?"
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Post by Sipp on Feb 18, 2007 1:35:19 GMT -5
"I WILL NEVER TALK, YOU FUELS!" Antoine then attempted to flee with the other coyote. [dice=6] (DOES HE SUCCEED?)[rand=95332195600851649465357977872759206420767008510927058044068329088]
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Post by AnT on Feb 18, 2007 1:43:26 GMT -5
[dice=6] Gawking, the chicken noticed the coyote somehow pulled his glued self off the floor and run away with his freed legs. "HEY!!" Scratch dived for the soilder, but only met the floor. Rubbing his face, Scratch growled, "Grounder, stop him!" Grounder was admiring himself with one of the chef's hats he took, but snapped out of it when he heard his brother's command. "Right!" aimming forth, Grounder fired a dart of glue at the fleeing coyote. [dice=6][rand=36274239686982706775947937298527844208318485637655000521871602428]
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Post by Sipp on Feb 19, 2007 12:51:54 GMT -5
[dice=6] FAIL. Squealing like a little girl, Antoine was hit, and fell over.[rand=2307523731490472853457862813362270268936838537577332325517696370552]
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Post by AnT on Feb 19, 2007 23:07:51 GMT -5
Walking over to the coyote, Scratch glared at him. "Okay, now you're gonna get it! Grounder, let him have it!" "Um...let him have what?" "The torture, dofus!" "But..." Replacing his drill with a harry hand, Grounder scratched his head. "...how?" "You nim-com-poop! It's simple! All you have to do is....is....um....well..." To be quite honest, Scratch hasn't thought up a good way to torture this dog, as usual. He quickly scanned the room to find an idea before his brother can gloat on how dumb he is... ...then he saw them, the buckets of margerine. He remembered those twins screaming about them, like they were a disease or something. And the chicken cackled, as his red metal floppy thing on his head shaped into devil horns. Motioning Grounder to come over, the whispered his plan to him. The drill bot cackled, liking the idea. Quickly, he drove through the bakery, swiping a hat from one of the glued-up bakers. Then all of a sudden, everything turned dark....and the bakery became a kitchen set for a cooking show, with blue lights lighting up the room through the darkness. "Get ready folks, cause today is that time again!" said a mysterious anouncer. You can hear an audiance chear, but you can not find them anywhere. "That's right! Cause it's time for...Cooking with..." Audiance: "THE IRON CHEF GROUNDER!!!!" "And here he is, along with his brother and assisant, Scratch!" As clapping echoed the room, the lights brought the color of the kitchen set to life, revealing Grounder, in chef-clads, as he waved behind a prep table. "Hello, folks! It's me, your lovible Grounder." Scratch poked over towards the camera, blocking his brother. "And don't fret, lady-bots, cause your hunk-of-metal, Scraaaatch, is here too!" (Cue the sounds of screaming female fans) "Thank you, thank you, I know I'm sexy! Ha-HA-her-HAA!!" "Hey, this is MY show!" Grounder whined as he batted the chicken out of the way. "Anywho, today we are gonna bring your taste-buds all the way to the land of the French." "Oui, oui, brother, because not only will we taste ze sweet culunary of French foods, including French Fries, oui, oui, but today's taste-testers are couple of French losers. And here they are!" As clapping can be heard, a large spotlight shined upon the glued-up coyotes; Sega Antoine, and SatAM Antoine, who was still out-cold. But Scratch wouldn't have that as he slapped him across the face. "Hey! Wake up!"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Feb 20, 2007 17:00:47 GMT -5
AND ANTOINE WOKE UP. "Was, was eez eet moi pweenzess...." he mumbled incoherently. But then he realized something. His backside felt oddly sticky. And when Ant opened his eyes, he yelled like a panzy when he found out that he was glued up somehow, and he was being slapped awake by a... a... "AIE, ROBOTS! MERCI! NOT AGEEN!" he wailed, remembering the time he got captured by robots and Snively had tortured him. "ZEES WILL BE ZEH LAST TIME I EVER LEEVE KNOTHOLE, I AM SWEAREENG, JUST GET MOI OUT OF ZEES!" he babbled. Who was he talking to? No one really knows. And he continued to weep and yell things incoherently.
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Post by Sipp on Feb 23, 2007 11:59:37 GMT -5
"YOU MUST GEEET AHOLD OF TOI!" Ant squeaked loudly, his bravado failing rapidly. "VOUS CANNOT COOK!" he then shrieked at the bots.
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Post by AnT on Feb 23, 2007 22:27:20 GMT -5
Because of that insult, and the yapping coyote, Scratch slapped them with a rubber spatula. "Eh pipe down, ya yapping mutts. Just so you know, me and Grounder cooks for the gloriness that is Dr. Robotnik. Ha-HA-her-HAAAA!!" Audience: "OOOoooohhh. (-applause-)" "I know; amazing, huh folks." Snapping at the coyotes, Scratch gave a firece look at their eyes. "Whom you weird-speaking dofuses better tell where he is, or else! Grounder, what's today's glorious cusine gonna be?" Grounder was wearing a black thin hat and a white n black striped shirt, the kind you see a sterotype romantic French guy wear. "Well le brotah, ze first zing ze masta will make is quite a delicat-ting treat that all ze weird French guys enjoy. (Deep French tone)Huh-HUH. And zat thing iz....le Choco-co-late!!!" Audiance: Ooooooo.... "Wee-wee! So ze thing with le chocolate...le...is what they call..." A picture of chocolate balls rolled down behind Grounder. "Alsatian Chocolate Balls!" Audiance: -aplause- "Saaaay...what the heck does...Al-la...sleep-ian mean?" "I have no idea. Anywho...the first thing we need is two eggs, and some sugar." Pulling out some eggs, he merely dumped them in a bowl without caring for the shells. He then dumped an entire bag of sugar, making a cloud across the kitchen. "And then as a website say, we beat it until fluffy and stuff." Popping out a pair of wooden mallets from his arms, he rapidly hammered the bowl, making loud noises.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Feb 25, 2007 16:17:21 GMT -5
Antione went silent at the mentioning of Robotnik. But... didn't Snively cook for Robotnik? Either way, Antoine started to protest at their horrendous cooking methods. "You fuels! Zat ees not how you make Alsatian Shocolate Balls! No, no, eet ees tortures I am haveeng to watch zees!" he complained. Pause. Did the robots say before that they wanted to know where Robotnik was? "You are zayeeng zat wee are not in Robitropolees?"
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Post by Sipp on Feb 26, 2007 17:18:42 GMT -5
At that point Antoine was howling nearly incoherently. "YOU FUUUUUEEEEELS!!!!!" he shrieked, thrashing about as if his soul was being ripped from him.
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Post by AnT on Feb 26, 2007 23:43:34 GMT -5
"Are you going to talk?".... ... "Robo...er...tropics?" "This ain't some pleasure palm-tree hotel, dog boy..." Now a Chesire Cat grin crossed Scratch's beak. "This is your worse nightmare! Now are you going to tell where Dr. Robotnik is or do we have to play hardball?"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Mar 2, 2007 20:13:40 GMT -5
Antoine squeaked. "EeeeeeEE!!! Nonononononozerewillnotbehavinganyofzees'ardballz! Ouiouiouioui, I will tell yous anyzings, just pleeeeaaaaase be letting me go! And please to being zere no more cooking!" he pleaded. He struggled, but to no avail, and so fell limp again, trembling with oh-so-expected fear.
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Post by Sipp on Mar 3, 2007 16:43:24 GMT -5
"NEVER!" squeaked Antoine, "I HAVE ZEH STEELS OF NERVES!! VOTRE 'ORRIBLE COOKEEENG WILL NOT DETER MEEEEEEEEE, I AM A GUN AGENT!" ... Squeak.
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Post by AnT on Mar 4, 2007 1:40:56 GMT -5
"Aww," Grounder sulked. "He's not gonna talk." "So what? At least we got this mutt going." said the chicken, pointing at SatAM Antoine. "Alright, where's Dr. Robotnik?"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Mar 10, 2007 19:35:32 GMT -5
"Yeeek! Ee is een Robotropolees, I am telling yous! Plees do not being torteureeng moi!" Antoine squeaked, struggling out of reflex.
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Post by AnT on Mar 11, 2007 22:20:20 GMT -5
"His Evil-ness doesn't have time to be relaxing in some fancy palm-tree hotel when he has a world to take over." "Yeah!" Grounder cried, trying to look tough and menacing. After the top of his head opened like a lid, a metal-arm with a gloved hand craned over to SatAM Antoine, holding a map of Earth. "Now point where he is on this map!"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Mar 12, 2007 14:14:59 GMT -5
Antoine stared at the map, shaking. His shaking paused when he went to point out an error on the map. "Zees ees no map of Mobius." Resume shaking.
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Post by AnT on Mar 12, 2007 15:18:43 GMT -5
"Mobo-what? Is that some kind of a car?" The chicken bot growled, losing his patience. "He's just trying to trick us! That does it! Grounder?" "Aye aye!" and he reeved right back to the kitchen "Audiance, shall we give it to them?" Audiance: YEAH!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! "And the bots have spoken! It's time that we make..." Audiance: "ES---CAR---GOOOOOO!!!"
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Post by Sipp on Mar 15, 2007 15:16:43 GMT -5
"ZIS MUST BE A NIGHTMARE!!!" Antoine tried to pinch himself, to no avail.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Mar 31, 2007 13:13:34 GMT -5
"Yeek!" Tears were once more pouring down his face, "I am definatesly havings zeh day of foo! And zey aren't eeven having zeh questions of where Knothole ees! Zey don't eeven 'ave a map of Mobius!" Inside, the wilted flower that was his mind said glumly, Vy ees eet always moi?
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Post by AnT on Mar 31, 2007 13:28:49 GMT -5
"That's right, folks; a yucky looking dish the French weirdos eat...it's snails. Eewwwww!" "Grounder you dodo brain! That ain't French...it's Italian!" "Oh yeaaaaah!" shrugging, the green bot pulled out a bowl and some rescipes from the counter. "Now show those flea-chumps what this 'not-eggs' dish needs." "Right!" from hammerspace, Scratch drew out a bucket of snails. "This is it, folks...slug food! Ewwwwww! How can you freaks eat this stuff?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 31, 2007 15:12:52 GMT -5
And at that moment? A robian monkey appeared. "Whoa, what happ--" he stopped dead in his tracks and looked around. Somehow, the fact he was now in an unfamiliar location didn't seem as important to him as... the mess everywhere. A high pitched scream escaped him.
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