Chuck's Chilidogs - And we all died!

[Lans]

Sonic meanwhile continued to squirm, trying to get enough room between him and the girl to rev up his legs and make a break for it.

"Look you seem...clingy, delusional, psychotic nice...but, I think I'd rather we just stay friends, ok?"

[AnT]

"It's that time already?"

[Topaz Mutiny]

"... Come again?"

Edit: Zomg 300 posts whee! *does the happy-dance*

[Jamie Lee]

Merce opened his mouth to speak, held it open for a moment, then cleared his throat and decided to move to the other side of the stand.

[Lans]

And Sonic was suddenly hit with a strong urge to curl into a ball. He couldn't, but he really REALLY wanted to.

"Well...we don't have to be JUST friends...if you don't want to be...your choice..." he squeaked out.

[Leedzie]

"Ah, the most important element of any healthy relationship," Uncle Chuck mused as he finally returned with the bag of French fries. "Fear."

[Jamie Lee]

Merce rubbed at the bridge of his nose. As much as he was enjoying this, Eggman had ordered him not to let harm come to this Sonic, and the situation was quickly turning ugly. So, with a great reluctance...

"... Ms. Rose, would you mind terribly if I borrowed your boyfriend for awhile? We were merely stopping here for food on the way elsewhere, and we must be going now..." He paused uneasily, not especially wanting the potential of taking a hammer in the face for this idiot. "... I promise I will return him shortly."

[Topaz Mutiny]

Amy stood up, still with a mega-muck-like grip on Sonic, but this time only on his wrist, and contemplated Merce. She frowned at him, obviously thinking. She would have outright snapped at him, but Sonic's DEATHLY FEAR change in attitude had sated her violent side.

"How about I come with you?" she offered, "And if you want, we could all go to Twinkle Park. It's FREE for couples there. You look like you could use some fun cutie." Danger has passed. Amy was now a beam of sunshine.

[Lans]

However the second Amy's grip switched to his arm instead of his torso, Sonic reved up and attempted to speed free of the girl's grip.

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[Topaz Mutiny]

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FAIL. While Sonic did indeed try to revv away, Amy wasn't the hedgehog's number one fanatic for nothing. She had set her feet against the counter and braced herself, and despite Sonic's immense speed and the power of that speed, she was not towed away along with him, let alone losing her grip. So when the omnipresent being playing Amy said she had a Mega-Muck grip, she MEANT a Mega-Muck grip.

Amy looked at Sonic with a deadpan look on her face, CLEARLY unamused. She didn't really know what to say. Honestly she kind of expected it, but still... that was about the dumbest thing he could have done since she would have been expecting it. It looked as if her old hog couldn't learn any new tricks.

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[Lans]

And Sonic, now flat on the floor save the arm that Amy still held, gave a small wimper. Partly from the pain in his arm, which he had nearly dislocated in his attempt to escape, but mostly from the rising feeling of despair that he wasn't going to be able to get away from this weird girl.

[Leedzie]

Near the back of the restaurant, Uncle Chuck tsked and shook his head. That type of escape attempt never worked, and yet his hard-headed nephew always insisted on trying it first. Some things never change.

[Jamie Lee]

Cutie? Merce's head tilted to one side in befuddlement.

"... If I am not mistaken the three of us would be a trio, not a couple."

He glanced at Sonic after his failed attempt to escape and twitched a bit. Looking back at Amy he made a very uncomfortable face.

"... Perhaps another time? ... We really need to be going..."

He paused.

"... Just Sonic and I..."

He paused again, wincing a bit.

"... By ourselves..."

[Topaz Mutiny]

Amy pouted. This hedgie was being really persistant, even after he'd seen her STOP SONIC IN HIS TRACKS. She just got him! It was so unfair that she'd have to let him go so soon. Still... if she did agree to let Sonic go, she'll need... COMPENSATION.

The pink hedgehog walked over to Merce, dragging Sonic all the while, and looked him in the eyes. She squinted, partially glaring at him. Besides his iris' being red, of all the colors in the world, he looked astonishingly like Sonic. Maybe they were related. He looked fairly young too... maybe around Sonic's age.

"Fine." she started slowly, still holding on to Sonic, "BUT. You have to promise me something, and if you break it..." she trailed off, hoping her implied threat would get to him. If he did break it... possibly anyone who disliked him would feel bad for him after she was through.

[Lans]

Sonic just looked at Merce, his eyes pleading for him to accept whatever she wanted.

ANd if that wasn't enough he also said, "Please, accept whatever she wants!"

[Jamie Lee]

Merce sneered when she moved toward him, quickly shying back - nearly falling off his seat in the process. He looked between the two hedgehogs several times and twitched, looking ready to leap off his seat any second.

"... What is it that you want."

[Topaz Mutiny]

"If I let him go, you have to PROMISE me that you'll go to Twinkle Park with me IMMEDIATELY after you're done." Amy demands, stressing the "Promise" and "Immediately after" parts of her sentence.

She didn't really point a finger or anything dramatic this time though. Her eyes said it all. She was starting to become affectionate towards this mysterious sourpuss of a hedgehog. It almost reminded her of Shadow.

At least Shadow never outright refused her presence, unlike Sonic.

[Jamie Lee]

Cue the long uncomfortable pause.

"... Why are you not telling him to take you later?!" he pointed at Sonic.

[Lans]

Sonic paused in his efforts at subtley trying to pry Amy's fingers off his arm to frantically make cutting motions accorss his neck, trying to signal for Merce NOT to draw attention back to him.

[Topaz Mutiny]

Amy's grip on Sonic grew tighter as she smugly grinned at Merce, "Because he's not the stranger persistantly telling me to let him go." she retorted.

Ohdiss.

[Jamie Lee]

"But he is your boyfriend!" Merce shouted, his quills bristling slightly. "Is that... is that not... um..." He went silent. He wanted a retort so badly but found himself unable to think of anything. After a moment of flustered silence, he finally shouted.

"... Make him promise to come back and take you!"

[Leedzie]

All the while Chuck stood nearby slurping a soda as he watched the crisis unfold. The old hedgehog grinned horribly at his nephew (or who he thought was his nephew) as Sonic struggled to free himself.

[Topaz Mutiny]

"Hmm, let me think." She paused, putting a finger on her lip as if thinking.
.....
....
...
..

"No."

[Jamie Lee]

. . .

"My goodness, Sonic, it would appear as though Amy no longer likes you."

[Lans]

"Oh perish the-" he began sarcastically, the suddenly stopped his eyes going wide as something clicked. "Amy...Amy Rose!?" he said to himself increduously, mentally comparing the little Knuckles fangirl he knew to the psychoess clamped to his arm. He suddenly began snickering as he pictured Knuckles in a similar postion to the one he was in now sometime in the future.

[Topaz Mutiny]

If Amy had any rational thought, she would have asked why Sonic started to snigger.














Too bad Merce's quip left her with nothing but murderous intent.

"WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY."

[Jamie Lee]

Suddenly a calm seemed to sweep over the android and he felt right in his own element. He slid off his seat and looked the pink hedgehog boldly in the eyes, smirking a bit despite the fact he knew damn well he was about to regret his next words.

"I said it would appear you no longer like Sonic. Since you seem so intent on me suddenly."

[Stoney]

And suddenly, at least a dozen reporters and camerapersons were surrounding the stand, watching the action with building suspense.



"Has the Love Octangle finally gotten another side?" One of the reporters whispered into her camera in a hushed tone. "This is Scarlet Garcia for Action News 69, bringing you up-to-the-second live footage from the scene!"

[Leedzie]

"WHOO HOO!!" Uncle Chuck suddenly cheered from the side, throwing his fists into the air. "Free advertising!!"

[Lans]

Despite Amy's new rage, Sonic was progressing into an outright laughing fit as he heard the reporter's comment. Just what the heck was his other self involved in?