|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 14, 2007 14:36:09 GMT -5
That did it. That gutsy new hedgehog made her snap with that last snarky comment. Without even thinking about what she was doing, she let go of Sonic. Let. Him. Go. With a roar of malice, Amy whipped out her toy-like mallet, the Piko Piko Hammer and attempted to bury Merce into the concrete with it, baring her teeth and snarling with rage. "RAAAAAAAGH!"[dice=6][rand=98374803201115114496009950542648326837186086088641808338327761435]
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 14, 2007 15:38:21 GMT -5
[dice=6] Merce's smirk drooped slightly. Wait, didn't he want to avoid this? ... Oh well. Too late now. Her hammer impacted with the side of his head, creating a strange metallic sort of ring as he was sent flying straight off the sidewalk and into the traffic. [dice=2] ... And was then hit by a car.[rand=607321844584164286021778546522723538745666767940718263858798421007]
|
|
|
Post by Lans on Aug 15, 2007 20:35:10 GMT -5
And suddenly the stand was hit by a hurricane force gust of wind that send napkins, condiments and utensils flying all over the place. When it was over, most everything would still be there...save one blue hedgehog.
|
|
|
Post by Leedzie on Aug 16, 2007 15:04:41 GMT -5
When the storm finally died down, Uncle Chuck's head popped back up from behind the counter, hidden behind his welding mask. Flipping the protective covering upward, Chuck laughed sheepishly and nudged Amy Rose with his elbow. "Sorry, kiddo, but it looks like he's eluded you once again."
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 16, 2007 15:43:41 GMT -5
"... SON OF A... that snarky Sonic clone is gonna PAY for this." Amy, still enraged by Merce's comment and further incensed by the escapade of Sonic, stomped over to the road to see what had become of Merce. If he was still there, it was no doubt that he would be in an even more dire situation than being hit by a car.
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 16, 2007 15:53:52 GMT -5
The car that slammed him swerved and sped away, unwilling to face the consequences of hitting someone. Apparently they weren't aware of the nearby camera crew. Merce laid curled up on the side of the road where he'd been thrown, hugging himself tightly. Remarkably, for someone who had just suffered a hit-and-run, he seemed to be in excellent condition aside from a few cuts and bruises which were producing a blood-like substance. Of course, this could probably be attributed to the fact he wasn't an ordinary person either. He grit his teeth and shivered as he tried to exert his willpower to overcome the pain, his nanites already in the process of patching up the damage. It was probably a good thing he was so internally focused at that moment, for lord knows how he might have reacted if he'd heard Amy's crack at him.
|
|
|
Post by Leedzie on Aug 16, 2007 16:10:10 GMT -5
Chuck twirled the bristly hairs of his mustache in comtemplation of the situation at hand. He knew Merce would be fine, as he was aware that the hedgehog was actually an android, but he also knew this fact was supposed to be kept underground. Actually, he himself wasn't even supposed to know. One of the many times that not knocking pays off. But none of this helped the situation at hand. Merce had just been the victim of a hit-and-run, with lots of witnesses around. That wasn't going to do well to keep his secret. On a whim, the hedgehog suddenly announced, "WHO WANTS ME TO GET THE PHOTO ALBUM? " DIVERSION GET.
|
|
|
Post by Stoney on Aug 16, 2007 16:41:56 GMT -5
And lo, all of the reporters immediately turned away from the more exciting and interesting story taking place in the street for the chance to see pics of Sonic NAKED and doing horrendously embarrassing baby things. All reporters...except for one. "What an incredible development, ladies and gentlemen! Carl, keep the camera on me. Stop looking at the stand. Can the Red-Eyed Wonder hold fast against an impending Amyteor Strike? Who was that careless driver? And WHY has Amy Rose turned Amazingly Riotous? Our news chopper is currently searching out the elusive Sonic's whereablouts, so stay tuned in the meantime for more savory details as Action News 69 continues its exclusive coverage of this Tragic Traffic Turnabout!"
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 16, 2007 18:06:30 GMT -5
And Amy... was surprised at how... unharmed... Merce looked. Maybe he was like Knuckles... hard to get down and stay down. Though Merce seemed to be meditating or whatever, and it was a free opportunity for Amy to do something. She lashed out and grabbed one of his arms, making sure she was putting pressure on a bruise. "Do you really want me to show you intent?" she asked venomously. "Because of you, Sonic got away. You're gonna have to pay the price for that." And she was gonna have a steep price indeed.
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 16, 2007 18:20:12 GMT -5
Merce yelped as he was grabbed, his eyes shooting open and locking on the pink menace. Gritting his teeth and taking sharp audible gasps through them he pulled himself to his feet and attempted to wrench his arm away. "I told you we had somewhere to be, you psychotic hedgehog!" he hissed angrily.
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 16, 2007 19:22:46 GMT -5
Que a sadistically smug and toothy grin. "Liar. If that was true he wouldn't have just abandoned you." Pause. "And I'm NOT psychotic!" And as for Merce trying to get his arm away, Amy's grip grew tighter. She was like a freaking robot.
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 16, 2007 19:33:38 GMT -5
"It is so true, and perhaps he would not have fled if you had not terrorized him!" She may have had a grip like a robot, but he actually was one. He made a more aggressive tug to pull free. "Now unhand me!" [dice=6][rand=270241113755298476424871635107898473764385795100836413617426510821]
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 16, 2007 19:47:13 GMT -5
[dice=6] EPIC FAILZ. "HA! As if!" Amy retorted. And even though Merce WAS a robot... that apparrently wasn't enough to get a psycho fangirl off of him. So when he tried to pull free, she only gripped even harder. After all, that grip stopped Sonic. "So tell me, WHY exactly should I let go?" she asked in a devilishly sweet way, putting her face very uncomfortably close to Merce's own.[rand=97843000101375743152016486285416950280546324850104768546619349706]
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 16, 2007 19:54:51 GMT -5
Merce grit his teeth and snarled, half in fury and half in pain. He was quickly having more than his fill of this. That other-wordly Sonic was who knows where by now, and he was stuck being manhandled by this... this... hostage fodder. "Because... I... ORDER you to!" He gave one last aggressive tug of his arm, and at the same his shield flew up, encasing him in a sphere of electricity which he used to try zapping her with. [dice=6][rand=9541116017223997911488526702016051456864578266266284954200134687]
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 16, 2007 20:05:09 GMT -5
[dice=6] "What do you mea-" Amy tried to ask in an offended way, but couldn't fully get the sentence out before the andriod activated his electric shield. And boy did it work. Amy shrieked as the electricity coursed through her, and due to spazming from it, let go of Merce's arm. She stumbled to the ground in apparent pain, too stunned by what he had done to retaliate immediately.[rand=42811586425250403558820210588629396178226368991919669579764081294]
|
|
|
Post by Jamie Lee on Aug 16, 2007 20:07:42 GMT -5
The android's shield died the moment her hand had released him. Taking a moment to snort indignantly at her, he turned and bolted into a nearby alley.
|
|
|
Post by Stoney on Aug 17, 2007 2:59:38 GMT -5
". . . . . ." Mysterious hedgehog somehow producing an electric shield with no visible means of generating one? This, to Scarlet, sounded like the SCOOP OF THE CENTURY. " God, Carl, please tell me you caught that on tape..." She turned to the cameraman, excited enough to momentarily forget about staying in-character. Carl was busy laughing uproariously with the other reporters over a photo of Sonic's first attempt to eat a Chili Dog. "... CARL!!!"
|
|
|
Post by Topaz Mutiny on Aug 17, 2007 22:31:02 GMT -5
One: Follows, Two: No following. [dice=2] Buuut unfortunately for Scarlet, the hedgehog mayhem was over, as Amy did not get up to resume the chase. She was actually rather confused. Who in the heck was this guy? And how on earth did he survive being slammed by her hammer and being hit by a car, and still have enough energy and unbroken limbs to attack her? Heck, how on earth did he do that electric thingy in the first place? "Stupid Sonic wannabe, who does he think he is?" she groaned quietly. Slowly, Amy got up, and went back to the stand, sitting down on a stool wearily. "Uncle Chuck, I'm gonna need an extra large chili dog, on the double." She sighed, now depressed that both hedgehogs had gotten away. "... And maybe some fries with balsamic vinegar." she added.[rand=9311849658651654716176779038936472052862666937849524693738535876]
|
|