'Shopping' for diamonds.

[Sora]

Station Square:

The time, mid afternoon. The date, uhh... whatever today happens to be. The scene, a Jerood's diamond shop.

Jewler:

"Ahh, yes sir. That is quite the amazing diamond. I believe it to be the most expensive one here."

Mysterious man:

"Excellent, just the one I was looking for." The man 'shopping' throws off his cloak and reveals his true identity:



"Would you be so kind as to hand it over before I am forced to make you into a hamburger??... ooo... a Hamburger sounds quite yummy right now."

The now revealed RK pulls out a checklist and adds underneath 'Rob jewelry store' and 'Pilfer a tuxedo' another line that says 'Hold up a Wendy's and demand a hamburger.'

He continues, "Now then, where were we? Ah yes, hand it over."

Jewler: "Yes, of course! Please don't eat me! Although I must ask. How would you eat me without a mou.."

RK cuts him off, "SILENCE! I've had enough of your opinions and time wasting! The diamond, please. I must hold up a fine men's clothing store! 'Large and massive.'"

The Jewler hands RK the diamond and runs away towards the back of his store. The Red Titan exits the store and begins heading towards the men's fine clothing store, 'Large and Massive.'

"TONIGHT," he exclaimed aloud, "I WILL MAKE BATCHIDNA BABIES!"

[AnT]

Riiiiight. How do robots reproduce? Moron...

A certain green hedgehog just casually entered the store, not paying any mind to the Metallix that spooked most of the customers out of the store. Most of the people kept shoving around Manic to flee for their lives.

"Jeez, take a chill pill! It's just a dumb bot." shrugging, Manic head over to the counter...that was unintended. "Uh...hello? I need some service here?"

Though Manic is a patient guy, when it comes to buying stuff? No way...well, not like he buys things at all.

"Oh well, at least they left the 'buffet'." rubbing his hands, Manic drooled over the display table of jewels, like they were candy. He was gonna steal like a happy child.

[Sora]

Meanwhile at the men's fine clothing store...

The doors flung open and mist entered the store. A single red and silver knucklaw pointed in at the unsuspecting tailor followed by a low commanding robotic voice that said,

"Yooooooooooou!!"

When the mist cleared, of course it was RK. He had come for his tux! He walked up to the tailor and he said,

"Meatbag, I need you to fit me with your best tuxedo. Make no mistake, I will be putting it to good use. If you please?"

The tailor frantically took his measurements, saying "A little tight around the crotch, but I have something!!" and then skittered off to the back of the store. He returned with a custom fitted tuxedo for the Red Titan, and he said nervously,

"Here it is! P...p...please don't kill me..."

RK tried it on, and if he had a mouth he would have grinned from one side of his mouthplate to the other.

"It is very nice, flesh shield. Today, you are spared."

That said, he took it off and folded it nicely before putting it back into his bag and checked 'Pilfer a tuxedo' off of his list. Now, to hit up that Wendy's!

[AnT]

And as for another shopper, boy was he having a time, snatching every jewel he can grab...and no security to stop him, because that robot scared them off. Remind me to thank that dumb bot later.

A joyful hum he played as he stuffed the jewery in his pouch.

[Sora]

People were screaming and fleeing for dear life from the Wendy's across the street from the jewelry store when RK walked out with a half eaten hamburger in his hand. He checked 'Hold up a Wendy's and demand a hamburger' off of his list and then began to think aloud.

"I have all the things that I need... but now I need to set the bait. Somehow, I need to find that bat... and the rest is natural!"

[AnT]

The thief whistled as he casually walked past the robot with a huge bag over his shoulder. "Thanks pal."

[Sora]

He wasn't sure, but he could have sworn that green fuzzball had just thanked him. He slowly turned and stared at the hedgehog, muttering the words,

"For whut? Bid I kick some ting's arse for you, because I don't gibe out freebies. Dere is a 25 ring charge." from a hamburger filled mouth.

[AnT]

Sadly, Manic couldn't hear him, or understand 'mouth-full-anize'. Pulling out a Extreme Gear board from hammerspace, Manic hopped on it and rode off.