Spagonia: The Streets look best.... IN RED.

[Sora]

The people are enjoying their mid-afternoon meals, and in the middle of the crowd there is a poodle barking. It is yapping at some bird that is eating a bread crumb nearby... but it's life... and the life of all the people present... specifically the bird, is about to take a turn for the worst.

...



A man sitting in a trenchcoat suddenly spins around and with a breadstick in it's mouth walks up to the unsuspecting bird, and gives it a swift KICK IN THE @$$. The bird, of course, goes flying off after exploding into a pile of feathers. RK turns to the poodle and asks,

"WILL JOO PLEEZ SHUT UPH!?"8

[Leedzie]

Meanwhile, things weren't much quieter at the table he'd just left. A white bat was causing quite a ruckus of her own as she struggled against her restraints. To the shock of her onlookers, who apparently were too stunned to act in opposition, Rouge's arms had been heavily tied both behind her back and against her middle, as well as her wings having been equally pinned against her shoulders. Her powerful legs were not much aid in her plight, as they too had been tied into submission at both the knees and the ankles. A hankerchief filled and covered her mouth, and while it did not completely silence her infuriated protests, it at least managed to muffle them a bit.

[Sora]

His prey's @$$ kicked, he turned and walked with as MANLY a strut that had ever been strut back to the table with the incarcerated bat. He sat down and swallowed (WTS REALITY BREAKS) his breadstick before elegantly wiping his mouth of crumbs. He placed his napkin back in his lap and interlaced his knucklaws on the table. He asked,

"Are you enjoying your calamari, darling? Please forgive me for my eh... straightforward approach for this luncheon. I do so dislike rejection, and I gathered after my 70th letter that you would not be replying. Fear not though! I have saved each of them to my memory banks. I will recite them all for you now!

-ahem-

'My darling Rouge, your chest is so huge,
I would appreciate, if you'd accompany me on a date..."

[Leedzie]

If looks could kill. IF LOOKS COULD KILL. Or in this case, if looks could reformat harddrives. "MMPH HRMM NRRMMPH!!!"

[Sora]

The Red Titan grinned as he read his 'poetry,' and once he was done he looked to the angered bat.

"Your words of love inspire me to write more! HERE! I will make one for you on the fly.

-ahem-

'Hear me, hear me,
I want to have your babies...'"

After hours of this...'art,' RK was out of inspiration. He wiped 'sweat' from his brow and he said,

"Baby, that poetry drained my creative fluids! But... there's another 'fluid' that I would like to drain..." he leaned in closer and said in a soothing, sexy tone...

"Blood..."

He leaned back and slapped his knee as he said,

"JUST KIDDING! I had you with that one, didn't I? HAHAHAhaha..."

Obviously, this was RK's first real date. He had absolutely NO skill with the ladies. He continued,

"However, there is a fluid that I can think of that I WOULD like to have drained... whadda you say, babe? How about we go back to MY place for a REAL good time?" He moved in close and ... licked Rouge?? How did that happen.

[Leedzie]

"MMMRRMPH!!" Rouge shrieked through her gag, recoiling and attempting to wipe her cheek against her shoulder (as if having some demented form of robot saliva on her shoulder was any better) (seriously, wtf, is that wiper fluid?). The bat vehemently shook her head from side to side, and resumed her argument with the ropes heavily knotted around her body.

Unfortunately, all that did when combined with the thrashing was throw off her balance and spill her onto the cobblestone floor. A flurry of muted, frustrated grunts filled the air soon after.

[Sora]

Onlookers were concerned, but nobody was crazy enough to attempt a rescue. That was Sonic's job, right? Of course, the logic was what could a robot do to her? I mean, RK doesn't have manbits, right?

...

Or...does he?



The Red Titan with a concerned motion heaved the bat by her shoulders and shook her lightly yelping,

"Are you alright, love? Do not worry!! I, YOUR EVER-LASTING LOVER SHALL TAKE YOU...

TO A HOSTPITAL!!"

His jet thrusters kicked in and blew the food all over the standerbys as he took to the sky and blasted off towards the hostpital.

Spagonia Medical City Hostpital was a modest facility for such a large city. It could deal with a remodel, which is a good thing because the door to the emergency room blew off the hinges and as the smoke cleared a shillouette with green glowing eyes yelled at the top of it's lungs,

"I NEED A DOCTOR, NOW! CODE RED, WHICH IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT MEANS I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF SHE DOESN'T GET ATTENTION NOW."

[Raki]

It was needless to say that a look of shock crossed all the people within the hospital, but none more than a certain weasel hybrid...

@fang@
In fact, he was practically sputtering from the shock.

"R-Rouge??"

Oh, and also a insane red robot.

But mostly Rouge.

[Leedzie]

As if this situation weren't piss-boiling enough already. Did she REALLY need to deal with more than one stalker at a time?! The bat's increasingly fluffy fur stood up on end with agitation, and in an act of futile rebellion, she shook violently against her metallic captor. However, being heavily tied and slung over one's shoulder doesn't leave a kidnappee with many options.

Rouge huffed against her gag, and decided to think rationally for a moment, since it was about all she could do. Fang may not have been the most ideal familiar face to encounter, but... he was a familiar face. It was probably safe to say that he was a lot more trustworthy than this maniac robot. Although, resorting to calling Fang "trustworthy" was a depressing commentary in and of itself.

Resigning herself to her pitiful position, the theif squirmed and attempted to find where Fang even was. Upon finding no weasels or wolves, nor any weasel-wolves, Rouge growled to realize that he was looking at her from the OTHER side. A low growl resonated in her throat. I AM EITHER GOING TO KILL MYSELF, OR EVERYONE ELSE!!!

But all that audibly came out was another, "MMMPH!!"

[Sora]

RK helped with the seeing him bit... he turned around and glared at Fang, who by no means looked like a nurse and said,

"YOU THERE. Nurse-weasel...thing! THIS PATIENT NEEDS HELP. What are you WAITING for?!" He grabbed a stretcher, tossed Rouge on it, THEN grabbed Fang and shoved him on with her. Fang would be pleased to know that his face wound up in her chest.. Lucky?

RKs thrusters kicked in and he blew down the hallway towards what he thought would be an empty waiting room... but ended up being a room where a woman was having a baby. The nurse seemed to be having trouble, so he shoved her aside and said,

"LET A MAN DO IT. I'll have this baby puking and peeing on things in no time..."

That said, he pulled on a facemask (WHAT?) and sat in the delivery chair. The woman, of course, was absolutely petrified, as was her husband who took to beating the metallix over the head. The Red Titan waived him off,

"SHOO! Professional at work here! Nurse, I need a screwdriver..." It was a wonderful day at the ER...

[Raki]

@fang@
Well.
This was... even more unexpected. Lifting his face (obviously not quite understanding immediately where he -was-, otherwise he may of stayed just a biiit longer), he blinked at the bat beneath him.

"... weeell."

Glancing in the direction the robot had stormed off to and assuring that it wasn't yet on it's way back, Fang hopped from the gurney. Making quick work of the bonds (experience with escape, afterall), he nodded to the bat.

"... I'll ask you what this is all about later. But fer now..."

And off with the gag.

"... consider that you owe me."

[Leedzie]

While only her legs had been untied, that much freedom was enough for the bat to manage sitting up on her own. "Thanks," she said quickly to her fellow thief. "I wish I could explain all this, but I really, really can't." Rouge turned then to point her back towards the weasel, allowing him access to the heavy knots restraining her arms and wings. "Gimme a hand back here too, huh?"

[Sora]

Meanwhile in the delivery room, RK had made a little progress.

"HO! THIS ONE'S FEISTY! I GOT A HEAD POKING OUT HERE! Is that an ARM? SOMEONE GET ME A PLUNGER!"

Probably wouldn't be long before this poor child began it's life.

[Raki]

@fang@
... A wide grin developed on the sniper's face as he did oblige to the bat's request.

"I could give ya more than a hand, darlin..."

Oh yes, he went there.

[Leedzie]

The bat's green eyes rolled in her head. Sure, innuendo was to be expected in pretty much any given interaction with this weasel, but now? SERIOUSLY?

Well, a small annoyance was a meager price to pay if it meant her freedom. As the ropes slipped away from her body, Rouge breathed a sigh of relief and massaged her sore flesh. Her sizable ear turned askew while Fang finished up with her wings. "That demented robot will probably come back any minute," she grimly explained. Hopping from the stretcher, the bat latched hold of her savior's wrist and gave a tug. "Let's get out of here before he notices!"

[Sora]

((Cant get picture on mean Govt. Compy))
RK:

Too late. As the bat would turn to leave, she would notice RK standing in front of her, holding a baby boy upside down and lightly patting it on the behind. This clearly upset the infant, who regurgitated in Rouge's direction...

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RK inquired,

"Are you feeling better, my dear? I see that you have escaped from your restraints of love."[rand=7480153466902505138433112578979152022747003233967104373393515683]

[Leedzie]

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SPLAT. Rouge was fortunate enough to not get it in the face, but across the cleavage really wasn't much better. In fact, there's really no good location to get accosted with newborn vomit. Rouge's wings, ears, and tail all stood up straight in disgusted shock, until she abruptly bolted off for the nearest restroom, screeching at the top of her lungs.[rand=65120303979255791761591740853197837416739269876753846520195514547]