Post by Dr. Mechano on Oct 14, 2010 17:00:43 GMT -5
It was time.
Recently, Dr. Eggman had discussed his latest scheme with Metal Sonic- It was a brilliant plan, in which he would throw GUN off guard by making them believe he was about to launch an attack on Station Square. With the military mobilized to protect the city, Eggman would instead launch a surprise attack on the vulnerable Grand Metropolis instead before the city, GUN, or even Sonic could possibly know what happened.
So was the plan, anyway. And now it was time for phase one of the plan... To announce his decoy plan.
Flipping on a few switches, the doctor's transmission hijacking devices sprang to life, programmed to override the television frequencies of the greater Station Square area. After taking a moment to make sure he looked okay for the cameras, Eggman began recording and started his maniacal broadcast.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Dr. Eggman casually turned around in a comfortable rotating chair, facing the camera that was recording his impromptu tirade.
"Good evening, Station Square! It's me- Your old pal Dr. Eggman, with some exciting news for my favorite bunch of buffoons!"
His face took on a wistful, nostalgic look as he went on, "You know, everyone, I love my fortress. Oh, the old place has had its flaws and the odd pest problem to be sure, but it's been the place I've called home for what seems like ages now."
"But there comes a time when a man needs a change of scenery- To get out! See the world! And that time for me is now- I've decided to move into Station Square and set up a new nest for myself- Granted, I'll still be keeping my base; Call it a summer home if you will!"
Smirking into the camera, his voice took on a more serious, threatening tone. "That said, there's that trifling little detail of not being able to move in to my new dream home until the President signs it over to me. I know you're attached to this place, which is why I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse! In exchange for Station Square, I'm offering the generous payment of not wiping the city out with my fleet of airships! Mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaaah ha ha ha!"
Clearing his throat with a loud "AHEM!", he regained his composure and went on, "I don't expect an immediate answer of course, so I'll give you a comfortable twenty-four hours to think it over, Prez. Bye now! Oooh hoo hoo hoo!"
He playfully waved as his transmission ended, and televisions returned to their normal broadcasts.
"Well, that was fun," he said as he abruptly stood up, beginning to blissfully stroll across the room, "That was a pretty convincing performance, wouldn't you say?"
He glanced at Metal Sonic, who was currently the only one that was in on his secret plan.