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Post by AnT on Mar 31, 2007 19:49:55 GMT -5
Mina was twitching at the sight of the snakes, too helpless to resist the swiggly sights. "S-s-s-sna---sna-a-a-snak---" She held her head as she took deep nervous breaths. "C-c-come on...get it...toget--snak---nononono!" She wanted to retreat back upstairs, but her legs froze on the floor. The snakes were just too...tempting.
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Post by Stoney on Jun 1, 2007 22:07:37 GMT -5
Blaze huffed as she finally kicked the door open, enough luggage to accomodate two people strapped across her back. The combined weight was almost too much for her, forcing her to walk while bent over nearly double. She looked very cross. "Where IS he?!" She angrily demanded of the stand's owner, eyes darting around in search of his nephew. "Leaving me behind to do all the packing! I'll give him a piece of my mind when I -- eh?" She'd just seen the absolute chaos the stand was currently submerged in, as snakes swarmed everywhere and climbed over every possible surface, including people. And then she saw Maze standing there. With cohorts. "...Damn it." Of all the times for Sonic to leave...this day was really beginning to suck. Blaze scowled at her doppelganger as she let the travel bags fall to the ground to either side of her and stood up straight. "Hey Bimbot, d'you think you could, I don't know, go away and come back tomorrow or something? I'm not in the mood for whatever you're planning right now."
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 2, 2007 16:45:18 GMT -5
Maze glanced up from her gigglefit when she heard the familiar voice addressing her, and her eyes brightened with glee and she hopped off the stool and skipped over to her counterpart. "Hi Brizzy!" she said cheerfully "Hey, those bags look kinda heavy. Like, can I help?" before Blaze would have a chance to respond, the robotic cat had snatched away one of the bags of luggage and was now in the process of examining it "So, like, where ya going anyway?"
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Post by Stoney on Jun 20, 2007 1:18:55 GMT -5
Blaze's eyes followed her hapless luggage as its equivalent of the Grim Reaper picked it up and asked to play bellhop. She knew damn well what the robocat's version of "helping" involved. Several hours of effort was about to be wasted. Blaze's eyes shot back up to glare at Maze as she grabbed the remaining bag by her side and stuffed it back inside the apartment. The one she's got is now SONIC'S bag, she silently vowed. It'll serve him right if he has to pack again.That taken care of, Blaze pointed at the metallix and yelled " OBJECTION! I'd ask you to kindly hand that back over, but I know you're not going to. Let's just cut out the crap here, hmm? You want my Sol Emeralds. I'm not handing them over. In fact, I'd vastly prefer you give me the two I can sense on your person instead." This was actually quite convenient, reluctant as the princess was to admit it. Maze just saved her the trouble of tracking down those other two Emeralds by herself. Still, it'd be a cold day in Hell before she'd admit to being grateful for the presence of her metallic doppelganger. Blaze crouched into a combat stance, displaying her feline flexibility as she lowered her center of gravity so her chin nearly touched the ground. Her ears folded back and her eyes narrowed. "The outcome of this encounter is inevitable -- we're gonna fight. I really don't want to, but it can't be helped." Her tail thrashed about in excitement as she began to enter a state of heightened battle-awareness, expanding her trained senses to take in her current environment and everything within it. "I merely request that the battle be quick so I can return to more important stuff." Blaze's claws emerged with a sharp snikt, and she waited for her opponent to make the next move.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 20, 2007 1:36:15 GMT -5
As Blaze psyched herself up, there was a tiny sounding click... and all of Sonic's belongings suddenly found themself sitting on the floor. Maze giggled.
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Post by Stoney on Jun 20, 2007 1:49:37 GMT -5
Well, it wasn't quite what she'd expected, but all the food she'd put in that bag was definitely ruined at the least as everything toppled out onto the dirty ground. Guess we'll find out how well Sonic can cook, she thought as she continued her tense and expectant waiting.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 20, 2007 1:56:30 GMT -5
"Oooo... hee hee hee!" the robotic feline continued to giggle, rooting around in the items that had toppled out of the suitcase. A second later she stood up with a pair of racecar boxers on her head. She twirled and strike a pose before her counterpart "How do I look?"
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Post by Stoney on Jun 20, 2007 2:03:53 GMT -5
............. "...Like a drunkard a dumbass Rix before he's had his morning coffee you just put a pair of underpants on your head?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 20, 2007 2:26:14 GMT -5
"That's, like, totally silly and junk!" she paused for a moment, giggling vapidly "... Let's be twinsies!" then, grabbing another pair of boxers... she attempted to put them on Blaze's head. [dice=6] (DOES SHE SUCCEED?)[rand=76318239809620639927147506030670312714961349965832303204757523674]
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Post by Stoney on Jun 20, 2007 2:50:29 GMT -5
[dice=6] Blaze's vision was suddenly obscued as the robocat somehow got within her defense...and stuffed her entire head into a pair of chili-dog print boxers. "......." She stood there dumbfounded for a moment. Then the boxers exploded into flames and rapidly burned away. The face revealed underneth them looked ready to burst a blood vessel. "You...YOU..." Blaze clenched her fists, her face scarlet with embarassment. "I'LL KILL YOU!" She chucked a fireball at the boxers on Maze's head, setting them on fire.[rand=678827991152097104142253848493216109528852083133068014369584044978]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jun 20, 2007 2:56:18 GMT -5
Maze glanced up at the now flaming boxers on her head "No twinsies?"
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Post by Lans on Jun 22, 2007 11:03:17 GMT -5
Katie came downstairs at the moment, only to be greeted by the sight of Flaming Boxerhead Blaze *. "Uh, did I miss something?" -------- *Soon availible at your local toystore
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Post by AnT on Jun 22, 2007 18:11:33 GMT -5
Those snakes, that just slivered across the floors and tables, and other stuff that stands just keeps on swirling their stringy bodies like water. Left and right they go...it was so...hypnotising. Now one of those robo-snakes slivered up to the shaking mongoose, lifting its head up and revealing its metallic fangs at her in a menacing way. And yes this made Mina rattle more, but no, not because of fear. It was because of the call of the wild. Without her permission, the tips of her fingers grew tiny claws, and her hair became more spiky. And disobeying pshyics further, her teeth grew jagged. "Sn---sn--sna---sna----SNAAAAAAAKEEES!!" She blasted away in smoke, which that smoke ran through the snake. When it parted, the snake was gone.... ...and Mina, on her fours, mauled the robo-snake with her teeth like a dog. Never have anyone seen such robotic gore; bolts and springs sheding off its ripped body. Mina spat it out, disapoving the robotic taste. But the sight of the army of snakes did not ruin her appetite. With such blinding speed, Mina mowed over the snakes like a hungry beast, ripping their bodies apart, sptting out what's left of them, and repeat. Well despite the messy job, at least Uncle Chuck got himself a snake exterminator. One snake finally got the brains to run for its life, but Mina, with her happy killer fangs, gave chase. The two sped around Blaze and Maze like a cat and mouse until they stood in a shoot-out, being on their guard and waiting for either of them to make a move. And as a robotic tumbleweed rolled by... Mina leaped and struck.... [dice=6] [dice=6] But this snake, apperantly armed with graceful agility, ducked, and let her crash on the floor. The mongoose leaped on her feet and hands (Treated as front legs), and threatened the snake with her razor teeth. [rand=18937832153127348460273359400132987368786674727059206902979342828]
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Post by Raki on Jun 24, 2007 1:09:27 GMT -5
And JUST then, in a BURST OF FIERY FLAMES (as if there were any other sort) AND A BOUT OF MANIACAL CACKLING, a bright red devil-esque robot appeared. With goatee and EVERYTHING. He continued to laugh for a few minutes before finally taking a seat at the stand.
"Is this Chuck's Chilidog Stand? I heard the food was so delicious that it's UNHOLY."
Apparently the fact that Beezlebot was, in fact, a robot, and couldn't eat, made absolutely no difference whatsoever.
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Post by Stoney on Jul 1, 2007 0:38:47 GMT -5
Blaze wasn't paying any attention to Katie, Mina, Beezelbot, or the serpentine massacre taking place around her. She was too busy staring in sheer dumbfounded shock as one of the Sol Emeralds was revealed to be hiding within the burning boxers on Maze's head. "Wha -- you've got three?!"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jul 3, 2007 4:02:26 GMT -5
Maze looked up, blinking as if in surprise "Huh? Like, how did that get up there?" she said, snatching the cobalt gem from the top of her head and looking it over "Oh well!" she then shoved it back into her chest compartment with it's siblings. And then her head tilted to one side. "Huh. That, like, reminds me. I know there's like something really important and junk I need to do... But I totally can't remember what it was..."
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Post by Stoney on Jul 16, 2007 0:26:39 GMT -5
Blaze finally overcame her shock with a brief shake of her head. Maze had the last three emeralds she needed...that made this confrontation all the more important, then. Her expression hardened, then blanked out as she sought to clear the emotions out of her system. Such things would only serve as a hindrance in the upcoming fight. She could not allow herself to become angry and let down her guard...not here, with so much at stake. Heart of stone, heart of stone, heart of stone... The princess mentally chanted her mantra. picturing her inner self becoming as hard and sharp as the stones she sought to protect. Her lifelong training had not gone to waste, it seemed. She took a deep breath...let it out again...and stared at Maze with eyes of ice. "You were supposed to give me all the Sol Emeralds in your possession and apologize for wasting my time," She monotoned with a completely straight face.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jul 16, 2007 0:31:26 GMT -5
"Hmm... Nope! That wasn't it." she shrugged, beamed a sneaky inner smirk, and began skipping off.
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Post by Stoney on Jul 16, 2007 1:01:59 GMT -5
Blaze didn't react to the robot's casual attitude in any way except to notice how the skipping off had revealed Maze's relatively defenseless backside. She promptly capitalized on the opportunity. A silent forward leap brought her foot around in a devastating roundhouse kick aimed for Maze's shiny metal posterior. [dice=6] [rand=0504697569396646486841603626539177921762491681454400264432094626]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jul 16, 2007 4:21:50 GMT -5
[dice=6] ... Which at that exact moment, Maze made what seemed to be a randomly placed pirouette that, strangely enough, mimicked the flow of Blaze's kick, not only causing her to miss, but quite likely causing her to stumble. Acting like she'd never even seen what happened, she hummed a merry little tune to herself and continued skipping. [dice=6][rand=560067151390979160680486042644161678796287107017245913791564007933]
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Post by Stoney on Jul 16, 2007 5:11:38 GMT -5
[dice=6] Blaze did not stumble as anticipated. Her focused state of mind allowed her to land with catlike grace (lawl) and in the same motion leap backwards on the foot she had landed upon, quickly escaping Maze's range of attack before the robot could counter. ...Except Maze did not counter, but merely continued walking. Blaze frowned and did a quick mental check of her pockets and malletspace. No, everything was still there. Whatever Maze had just tried, it had failed. She cast a wary eye in her doppelganger's direction. Clearly Maze was plotting something. While the robot could be at times infuriating, annoying, and obnoxious, she was not forgetful. Robots cannot forget anything; it's an advantage of storing memory as data on a hard drive, it stays there forever until actively deleted. Blaze knew this just as well as the next computer-literate person, and since she was certain that Maze would not delete anything so important as her mission objectives, that meant the robot was feigning forgetfulness for some reason. Blaze's mind cycled through a dozen different possibilities before settling on the most likely one; it was a ploy to throw her off-guard. The cat's eyes lowered to half-mast as a slight bit of exasperation leaked through. She didn't have time for these games. Heart of stone, heart of stone, heart of stone...Blanking out her expression again, Blaze followed her doppelganger as they both left the area. Maze was likely leading her to some sort of trap, but it was a risk she'd have to take if she was to recover the remaining Sol Emeralds. Forgetting that mission objective was an impossibility even for her inferior organic mind. EDIT: And then confetti fell from the sky as Blaze and Maze began dancing a musical number together while the thread blew out a couple hundred candles on a cake the size of a small car. Happy 200th post![rand=8682818987199657439562939925792040025099129339569155319473626904779]
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Post by Lans on Jul 18, 2007 10:02:49 GMT -5
"Aw curd," Katie said, flipping her board to the ground and jumping on. A second later she was acceleratingout of the stand to follow the princess and her doppleganger.
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