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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Dec 11, 2006 15:27:52 GMT -5
AND KORRGII RETURNED WITH BISCUITS AND TEA.
"<3"
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Post by AnT on Dec 30, 2006 0:03:54 GMT -5
Suddenly, Barby watched the whole world becoming bigger, including the little mouse girl. Now Barby was up to her height. "Wha---what?" She looked at herself, and found that she shrunk. For what she could tell, or thought she saw, she noticed the little girl glow before this happened. And it just hit her... ...she did this to her.... ... ... "WHAT...THE...HEEEELLLL!!!" Her scream litterally shook the area, like an earthquake. And with that, she suddenly grew back to normal size, though she was breathing so hard as a bull, steam blew out of her nose.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 2, 2007 3:16:27 GMT -5
A few pebbles of debris fell from the hole in the wall from the force of the koala's yell, as if in announcement for the new figure that had just entered through them. The lavender robot strolled in and glanced around. She had gotten tired of waiting for the reinforcements Eggman was supposed to send out, and so in the meantime she had decided the best course of action would be to pick off that single stray emerald her radar had picked up. Spotting the mouse, she promptly began to ignore every other disturbance around, stepping up and crouching down to match her height "Like, hi there!" she said brightly "Can I have that sol emerald you're holding? I, like, totally need it and stuff."
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Post by Sipp on Jan 3, 2007 18:01:18 GMT -5
Totally ignoring Barby, Sipp turned to look at the new intrusion. "HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN AND-- oh, the Emerald? Sure... WAIT. FIRST YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY!"
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Post by AnT on Jan 3, 2007 21:46:57 GMT -5
Barby then took deep breaths, remembering her martial art teachings. Her extreme anger is the reason why she took classes, even though they haven't helped much. Heck, Barby never finished making it to the blue belt. But at least she calmed down enough to know that this mouse is still a kid.....but still doesn't give her that much leeway. "Oh really?" she growled after she heard Sipp. "Let me prove myself FIRST!!!" With a swift motion, Barby grabbed Sipp's shoulders and lifted her to her eyes. "WHO ARE YOU?!? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!"
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Post by Serynth on Jan 5, 2007 21:14:56 GMT -5
The minions loved their jobs. Really.
Unfortunately, they also lacked spines, and so anyone paying attention to them would notice that they had abandoned the Shortmobile and its Sippstress. After all, if they couldn't stand up to a bee, what good were they against these newcomers? Best to let the Sippstress handle it herself.
ST, meanwhile, felt as though he should do something, because the Sippstress was being attacked.
So he did.
"That's the Sippstress! And she did it because she's awesome."
Feeling quite useful, ST resumed watching from a distance.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jan 5, 2007 23:40:52 GMT -5
Korrgii looked at this new newcomer. A robot, which looked strangely like a cat. And it wanted something his master was holding. Korrgii watched the exchange, seeing if this robot would pose any threat to his master.
AND THEN SIPP WAS MANHANDLED BY A KOALA (THE HORROR).
Korrgii growled, and stood up on his hind legs in order to appear larger. The koala's loud speech and reckless motions concerning manhandling Sipp caused his defense mechanism to activate. And so he would defend his master.
"Release Korrgii's Mistress. If you do not comply, Korrgii will resort to violence." His voice clipped.
Inside, Korrgii's processor was whirring. "... Why does everyone bother Korrgii's master? Can't they just play? the robopet lamented in his thoughts.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 5, 2007 23:43:20 GMT -5
Maze blinked as the mouse was snatched right out from under her, glancing up at the livid koala with blank confusion. She pulled herself back up to her feet and tilted her head to one side, giving Barby a tap on the shoulder. "Like, hello there!" She said cheerily "I was, like, talking to her and stuff. So like, can you, like, wait a moment? Thankiiiiie~" And then she tried to snatch Sipp away. [dice=6][rand=387819354681958467432314056718348810086534660468268472168951085]
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Post by Sipp on Jan 7, 2007 13:42:26 GMT -5
And Sipp was about to reply, BRITTISHLY to the koala thing that was mousehandling her -- when suddenly she was grabbed by a GIANT CAT... THING. "... You people are freaks. AUGH HONEY WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!" she squeaked, "UNHAND ME AT ONCE, OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KEEP TALKING LIKE A JAMES BOND VILLAIN!" She tried to get down. [dice=6] (Maze) [dice=6] (Barby)[rand=3605169705229596128368247091433020013563159203993091616448657232925]
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jan 11, 2007 16:48:37 GMT -5
And Korrgii sat there, alarmed. Now they were playing.... but they were using his master as the tug-of-war rope!
Korrgii attempted to tackle the Koala off of her master, as she was the one who reacted violently first. Also, she was closer. [dice=6][rand=41423165591317734198993220733770952271799243439545631915708098237]
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Post by AnT on Jan 12, 2007 14:56:48 GMT -5
[dice=6] However, Barby reacted enough to keep the mouse off the robot's grasp. "Mind your bizzo, lady! I still got a few ques---" Barby gawked when she finally noticed Maze's true apperance as a robot. She nearly shuddered at Maze intimidating face. "W-what in the heck are-" [dice=6] She felt the mouse trying to break free, and also heard her James Bond comment. So Barby nuggied her on the skull. "Settle down, ya wowser! James Bond got nothing on the Crocodile Hunter (God rest his soul), so don't make me go Steve Irwin on ya!" Barby glared at the young mouse. "Now wait, I saw ya holding some glowing gem when ya did that voodoo. Was that a Chaos Diamond or whatever them things are called?" [dice=6] Sadly, she was too distracted to notice the robo dog charging towards her. The robo dog tackled her on the back, knocking her to the floor and making Barby loose grip on Sipp. (Hey, that ryhmed!) "Ow...ya LITTLE CAN-TWIT!!!" Argh! This is why I HATE them machine things! Normally, she would release her major fury on the robot, but her back was killing her now. [rand=892018240803771650578010091777981619043944740015710642576838309414]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 13, 2007 4:11:11 GMT -5
[dice=6] The mouse's wiggling managed to loosen Maze's grip, but the robot still kept a grap on her "It's, like, called a Sol Emerald and junk, kay? And I'm totally supposed to be gathering them and junk for my Neggy, so like, if you can, like, just hand it to me I'll be on my way and you guys can, like, totally go back to whatever game you're playing!" [rand=396613963942382616453556932741986190639855967052356362227593733719]
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Post by AnT on Jan 13, 2007 4:23:14 GMT -5
Barby stood up, though her back was sore. Hearing the bot's demands, Barby considered them. This bot is obviously one of Eggman's, or so she thought, which means bad news. But it also means this bot is from Eggman, which means Barby stands no chance. Heck, she barely survived against that Black Arms alien she and Rotor fought once when they were trying to escape from that invasion in Westopolis. But if that emerald... Ugh, Sol Emerald? Now it's called Sol Emeralds? Ugh, can't you wankers make up your mind? Anywho, if that emerald gave the mouse powers, then... "Kuh...if it means that brat won't do that shrinking crap, then be my guest."
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Post by Sipp on Jan 13, 2007 12:35:33 GMT -5
[dice=6] Attempt number two! "No, old chap! I think not! If you want this emerald, giant cat thing, you must first do something for me! Then you can have it, wot wot."[rand=795738806185738088471025857866032082895470448855616738512633763775]
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jan 13, 2007 16:44:45 GMT -5
Well, now that one was off, it was time to get number two.
Except for the fact that Sipp seemed to be negotiating with the robot. The robot seemed to have a pleasant disposition, and probably willing to listen. So Korrgii sat on his haunches, seeing out the negotiation. If there was a negative, or the robo-cat failed to release Mistress Sipp, then Korrgii would intervene.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 13, 2007 21:41:25 GMT -5
Maze paused for a moment to consider this. Her orders had been to retrieve the emeralds, there was never anything specifically said on how. She beamed. This could possibly be fun! "Maybe. Like, what do you want?"
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Post by Serynth on Jan 14, 2007 23:11:38 GMT -5
ST sat down next to the robopet. From his pocket, he withdrew a bag of badly crushed popcorn.
He paused, noting the distinct lack of actual kernels.
Shrugging, he opened the bag anyway. "I love this part. Watch, the Sippstress is going to send the robot on some impossible quest, and through her immense wisdom keep the shiny thing for herself. That always happens in the movies." After considering a moment, he offered the bag to Korrgii. "Want some?"
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Post by Sipp on Jan 18, 2007 9:28:32 GMT -5
"The quest is not impossible!" proclaimed Sipp, "IN FACT, IT IS VERY POSSIBLE. IT WILL PROBABLY BE A CAKE WALK TO A TALENTED... CAT... THING... LIKE YOURSELF." She produces a stand with a picture on it, and a pointed. The picture is a very awesometacular black and red hat with a feather. "THIS HAT," proclaimed Sipp, using the pointer to point at it, "IS A PRICELESS ARTIFACT. IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD! It just happens to be in the museum nearby. Retrieve this hat for me, undamaged, and I will give you the emerald. SAVVY, WOT WOT?"
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Post by AnT on Jan 18, 2007 16:59:02 GMT -5
Okay, maybe this purple thing is a product of evil, but it doesn't make sense to Barby that a destructive-looking robot would take a moment to hear the words of a child. "Oh COME ON! Why are ya listening to that kid? You're a friggin mighty robot! You have her in your claws! You can just take the emerald and be off with ya! Crimeny!!" ... ... ... "Er...just don't hurt her too bad. She's just a kid...and I wanna give her a BIG noogie on the skull!"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jan 19, 2007 14:04:22 GMT -5
"... Korrgii can eat popcorn?" he questioned. It was not a question of confirming that he was allowed to eat the popcorn, but that a robot like himself can actually EAT popcorn. He decided to find out and took a small mouthful of popcorn into his mouth. "Thank-you! <3" he said wagging his tail and his mouth full of popcorn.
And then he heard Barby threaten to give Sipp a noogie. Korrgii had no idea what a noogie was, so he threatened her with something he thought was equally frightening, "If you give Mistress Sipp a cookie noogie, Korrgii will eat your face off. :D"
... Except it wasn't really that frightening for the popcorn littering his mouth.
And then another question arose? What did he have to do with the popcorn in his mouth? He saw organics put things in their mouths and they would dissappear. It was like magic! The only problem was that the popcorn in his mouth didn't feel like dissappearing, because it was still in his mouth.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 21, 2007 22:13:40 GMT -5
Maze glanced at the koala with a bit of confusion "But isn't it, like, easier to be diplomatic or some junk?" She shrugged a little. Now Maze had heard the statement made by that little hamster earlier, even though she didn't show any signs of it. And indeed she did have plans of her own. The idea of this mouse making off with the emerald while sending her on a goose chase was no good. "Hmmm..." she said, turning her focus back on Sipp "Like, total conundrum! I totally could get the hat in, like, a total second by teleporting and junk, right? But I need that emerald to be able to do it!" Of course, she was neglecting to mention the two emeralds she already had in her possession.
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Post by Serynth on Jan 24, 2007 20:37:18 GMT -5
ST looked vaguely bored. "What's taking so long? Normally by now they're either setting off on the quest, or having an awesome climactic battle in which the Sippstress wins with cool flashy explosions and stuff. And rockets!"
He reached into the bag again, and glanced over at Korrgii. "You know, you should probably swallow that popcorn before you choke on it or something."
Standing up (and checking his star again), he looked around for the other minions. "Hey... where'd everyone else go?"
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Post by Sipp on Jan 27, 2007 23:37:37 GMT -5
Sipp squirmed free of Maze and landed on the ground, pointing up at her. "I think not, old chap! Wot, wot, you would just take the emerald and leave me hatless! It seems we are at an impass, my dear. If you had a way to hide me, I could go with you to retrieve the hat, wot wot!"
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Post by AnT on Jan 28, 2007 0:06:36 GMT -5
"Hey!" Barby snapped at the robo-dog. "You're already first on my list, so don't make me use these boots and drill ya six feet downunda!" Turning back to the bot and mouse, she watched them...play diplomat stuff. As much as she wants payback against that kid, she doesn't want this freaky robot to hurt her worse than what Barby plans. But there's nothing she can do, she's just a regular koala girl. What's she gonna do against a bot that has who-knows what? But all this freak wants is that stone, so might as well just give it what it wants, and no one will get hurt. Let the heroes deal with it later. After hearing Maze's plan failed, Barby rolled her eyes. "Oh yes. Brilliant, ya master lawyer. Now just do the REAL easy way and just take the...Sun Stone or whatever, and she'll be right."
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Jan 28, 2007 0:39:53 GMT -5
Oh! So that's what organics do! Korrgii thought after looking up the definition for 'swallow'. Realizing that he did not have the proper muscles in order to swallow the popcorn, he instead tilted his head back until the popcorn slid down into the abyss or his internal workings. Slight grinding noises came from within, and when they stopped, a message popped up within his mind,
"Warning, unknown substance has entered fueling chamber; run diagnostic? Y/N"
"Y." Korrgii replied to himself.
"Running diagnotic." the warning replied, and soon there were humming noises within Korrgii. When they stopped, another message appeared, "Substance identified as popcorn. Do you wish to add popcorn as a compatible fuel? Y/N" Korrgii paused, then answered, "Y."
AND SO KORRGII GAINED THE ABILITY TO EAT POPCORN! And it all took less than a few seconds.
Korrgii listened to Barby's retort, and barked at her in reply. Due to her use of figurative speech, Korrgii barely understood anything that she said to him, though he seemed to understand her tone.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Jan 28, 2007 7:55:49 GMT -5
Maze ignored Barby, thinking to herself as she considered what Sipp had said. So her idea didn't work out like she'd hoped, oh well. If the mouse wanted to come to make sure she got that job done that at least meant she could keep an eye on her and the emerald and not let either get away. So, it worked out. It was a deviation, sure, but it would give her something to do until Eggman finally gets posted by Ishnt sent out that backup he had promised. Eiffel has wandered off to who knew where and, well, the idea of sitting around waiting was boring! She tilted her head to one side and closed her eyes, nodding in approval "Like, sure, I can totally take you no problemo! Like, just tell me where to go and I'll, like, put us right next to it!" she then motioned toward her shoulder "Hop on!"
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Post by Serynth on Jan 28, 2007 23:49:05 GMT -5
ST and the minions burst out from nowhere. "Stop, villain!" ST cried, pointing dramatically at Maze. "We will not permit you to attempt to try to abduct the Sippstress and take her away! We are prepared to use force if necessary!"
There was a short pause, during which the army of minions was supposed to ready their weapons.
However, since they had run and hid again, the threat seemed a little empty.
ST lowered his finger. "Uh.. You still shouldn't do it!"
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Post by Sipp on Feb 4, 2007 15:43:04 GMT -5
Sipp patted ST on the head. "You stay here and guard my multi-million forture. BRB!" She hopped on Maze's shoulder, pulling out a few detailed maps with stuff marked on them. "HERE IS THE BATTLE PLAN, OLD CHAP! We will sneak in like Solid Snake. I have a boom box that will play Mission Impossible music as we dramatically go through the unnecessairly large ventilation system. THAT IS ALL FOR PART ONE! We will decide what to do from there once inside. Wot, wot!"
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Post by AnT on Feb 4, 2007 16:37:13 GMT -5
This was unbelievible, to the koala. Here she was, trying to find a way to get that annoying brat to safety, and there she is controlling that dangerous-looking bot. Well, she heard Eggman was such a doof, so it shouldn't be surprising that his robots are too. But that doesn't mean this thing isn't dangerous. Sure, Barby knows they're about to do some robbery or something, but it's not like Barby can stop them. But she can get some help, with a little of something she took while these nutballs weren't looking. She'll just have to be quiet (Which is a hard task for her) until they leave, so she can make her get away.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Feb 10, 2007 21:52:58 GMT -5
Korrgii stands and walked over to his mistress, who was now on the femme bot's shoulder. Well, if Sipp trusted the robot, then Korrgii will trust the robot!
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