Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 16, 2006 15:45:44 GMT -5
Starring Krysten Dust.SIPP REMEMBERED WHEN EGGMAN FILED A LAWSUIT. It brought tears to her eyes. Well, no, it didn't, but it did give her an idea. "Excuse me!" she squeaked, frowning at not being able to see over the counter, "I would like to file a lawsuit!!"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Oct 16, 2006 16:33:21 GMT -5
The exceptionally TALL lady peered over the counter "Do your parents know you're here?"
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 16, 2006 20:45:50 GMT -5
"NO THEY DON'T!" the mouse cried defiantly, "...Hold on a second." She pulled out her cellphone, and dialed a number. "Yeah, dad. I'm filing a law suit in City Hall. Tell mom that, okay? No, I told you already, YOU DON'T NEED PANTS TO SURVIVE! PANTS ARE A LUXURY! ... Dad, I'm in public, can't we argue about this later? ... WELL YOU SMELL. YOU SMELL A LOT. ... Thanks, I love you too. BYEBYE." She got off. "THEY KNOW! ... Now kindly give me the papers Mrs. Tall Lady!"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Oct 16, 2006 21:09:55 GMT -5
Anime-esque sparklies seemed to be floating around the lady at this point "Awww, this is so adorable! Bev, come see this," she said, urshering over another EXCEPTIONALLY TALL... but also kinda chubby... lady "This little sweetie wants to file a lawsuit. Isn't it just about the cutest thing?" "Oh my, yes!" Bev agreed with a giggle "Are you suing your teddy bear for spilling tea on your dress at your last tea party? I hear those stains can be hard to get out!" Still chuckling, the first woman produced a moderate stack of papers that she handed down to the mouse out of good humor then patted Sipp on the head "You can sit over there while you fill these out as best as you can, and we'll get it straight to the judge!" she winked "Have fun, sweetheart!"
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 16, 2006 21:53:38 GMT -5
Sipp tried very hard NOT TO KILL THEM ALL to stay calm, and lo and behold, it worked! Now, if she didn't do this properly, then Omega never get sued. A cool head would take her far! :| "Thank you." Ignoring them as best she could, she plonked herself down and got to work on the forms. Offending party/ies: E-123 "Omega" Charges: not paying child support moral damages, assault, attempted murder, emotional abuse, not paying taxes, yelling, stopping at a no stopping area, wearing white after labour day. AND SO ON.
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Post by Rix on Oct 17, 2006 16:31:24 GMT -5
Suddenly, the doors burst open and went flying off their hinges as a mildly giant-looking doberman in red and silver armor sprung forth and struck a pose. "Hey guys! What's going on in this building?"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Oct 17, 2006 18:24:41 GMT -5
The lady who had spoken to Sipp earlier just glanced up nonchalantly at the now broken door "You know, this sort of thing happens far too often around here." She then went back to work. Oh, the excitment of a desk job.
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 17, 2006 21:13:16 GMT -5
Sipp was just putting the finishing touches on the forms when Bash burst in. "WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!" she squeaked.
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Post by Rix on Oct 17, 2006 21:54:16 GMT -5
"I am on a great and long and big journey to find out how to do stuff for myself! THE MASTER TOLD ME TO!! I mean, HE DIDN'T! But he wanted me to, I think! But if he wanted me to do it and I'm not supposed to do what he asks, but he aked me to do my own stuff, but if he wanted me to do my own stuff then why should I listen to him!? WHY!? But if I listen to him, then.." He falls to his knees, clutching his head. "GNAAARRRGH!"
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Serynth
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Short Empire ftw
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Post by Serynth on Oct 18, 2006 14:40:52 GMT -5
ST ran in through the busted doors, looking panicked and breathing heavily. "Your Sippness, Your Sippness, there's a bee in the Shortmobile!" Pausing to regain composure, he added, "Already three of our number have fallen to its insidious sting!!"
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Oct 19, 2006 21:09:14 GMT -5
Korrgii barked at the commotion, then turned to the two new strangers. The first seemed to be just some random guy, but the second.... knew his master?
Korrgii wandered from his master to ST. "You know Korrgii's master?" he asked.
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 21, 2006 2:49:25 GMT -5
Sipp had gotten distracted by the Coburn Report. She looked up, exclaimed "I LOVE THIS SHOW!" and then finished her papers - A MILISECOND BEFORE ST CAME IN! "WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!" she squeaked again.. britishly. "A BEE? .. I HATE BEES, OLD CHAP. HATE WITH AN EIGHT, WOT WOT!" She then turned to Bash. "LARGE CANINE WHO IS LIKELY LACKING IN SOME CEREBRAL FUNCTIONS! ASSIST ME AT ONCE! ... And then I'll give you a biscuit." And then, to the tall ladies. "I have completed the forms." She held them into the air.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Oct 21, 2006 3:37:45 GMT -5
The lady looked down again and chuckled as she took the papers "All done sweetheart? Mmkay, then, I'll get these going riiiight away!" then she absently added "Oh, this is just so adorable..." reaching over on her desk she produced a sticker sheet. Pulling off a gold star she placed it on Sipp's cheek and gave her a good pat on the head "Have fun now!"
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Post by Rix on Oct 24, 2006 19:28:50 GMT -5
"HMM! It looks like this building does not hold any secrets of how to live life! I WILL BE GO THEN." He turns around and is about to walk through the door. "...Oh wait! I broke your door, didn't I? Well, I shouldn't use it while it's broken, that'd be SO RUDE!" He punches a hole through the wall next to the door and skips through it. "Byebye people!"
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Serynth
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Post by Serynth on Oct 26, 2006 18:58:49 GMT -5
ST paused, momentarily confused. The Sippstress had been acting strangely lately, and this was one of those times.
Korrgii's barking startled him out of his mental fog, and he looked over to see what this new source of noise was. Having found out, he groped around for an answer while trying to figure out what to make of the robopet. "I, er, I-I don't, uh, know what ... what you're ... talking about."
He looked over to the Sippstress for aid and saw her recieve a gold star. Instantly his feelings of confusion vanished, replaced by a mild envy. That sticker was shiny! ST wanted one! However, afraid to speak out of turn or be punished for greed, he settled for staring longingly at it.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Oct 28, 2006 23:22:25 GMT -5
Well, Sipp seemed to know this person, so that doubly confirmed his thought that this person knew Sipp. But then this person denyed it. ... Korrgii played back what ST said, thanks to him being a robot. "Your Sippness, Your Sippness, Is that not Sipp, Korrgii's Master?" Korrgii questioned, futher enhancing emphasis of who Sipp was by pointing at Sipp.
He then turned to his master, "Should Korrgii eliminate bee, Master?" he said.
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Oct 29, 2006 13:05:58 GMT -5
Sipp glared after Bash. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IGNORATION!!" And then she recieved the sticker: "HOW D--- ooh, it's shiny!" Sipp waddled back over to ST, just in time to catch ST's look. "Hmm." She removed the sticker and put it on ST's cheek instead, "Enjoy it, ol' chap. Wot, wot. NOW... ST, this is Korgii, a new minion." She turned to Korgii, "PERHATS. Let us check this out first, and then we will decide how to take care of it. COME, ST, OL' CHAP, TO THE SHORT MOBILE, WOT WOT! -- You too, Korgii." British laughing.
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Serynth
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Post by Serynth on Nov 9, 2006 1:54:55 GMT -5
ST was a mess following the delivery of the gold star. He wanted to look at it, but he didn't want to take it off... He settled for patting it every few seconds, as if to ensure that it was still there.
The hamster returned to attention in time to catch the tail end of the Sippstress's "introduction" of Korgii - assuming it could even be called that - and nodded furiously, as though he already knew this and was simply making sure. Though the Sippstress's strange, frightening new laughter was at once strange, frightening, and new, he trusted she would know how to deal with... the enemy.
Hopefully.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Nov 14, 2006 18:09:38 GMT -5
Korrgii followed the two compliantly, asking no more questions, but thinking of many. He wondered what a Shortmobile was, and if all of Sipps minions were short as well. Korrgii sized himself up to the others he had met before they were Sol-Shorted. He was relatively short in comparison to him.
Korrgii then noticed that he was thinking about the word 'short' often. He began to think it repeatedly, and unknown to himself, it began to turn into a tune. Unwittingly, he began to dance out the door, thinking in his hull, "Short! Short. Short-short-short! <3"
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Nov 18, 2006 23:20:19 GMT -5
"IT IS ABOUT THIS TIME, OLE CHAP, THAT OMEGA AND HIS LITTLE NANSY-PANSY SQUIRREL THING WILL BE RECIEVING OUR LETTER! ..." Sipp approached the bee, and adjusted her monocle, causing it to drop to the ground. "NOW THEN, MY MINIONS! LET US GO!"
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Serynth
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Post by Serynth on Nov 19, 2006 23:18:00 GMT -5
The minions (well, the ones who hadn't already fallen to its Insidious Sting) stared at the bee. It lay on the floor, no longer even twitching.
They looked up at the Sippstress, who had apparently caused this just by thinking about it.
Several looks of awe were passed around amongst the standing minions. Even those who had been stung stopped crying like babies long enough to look at once frightened and amazed.
After a moment of this silence, the minions got to work double time, fearing that they too would suffer the fate of the bee. This was unfortunate for those victims who were slow to rise, as their fellow minions trampled them in their haste. This, coupled with the fact that minions working any faster than normal results in (increased) general incompetence, induced a scene of pure chaos. Minions tripped over each other, ran into each other, smacked into things, and when the dust settled the floor was littered with dazed minions and absolutely nothing had gotten done.
ST stood at a safe distance from Korrgii, patting his star, in case the robopet should go insane and attempt to steal it. He was completely oblivious of the chaos that had unfolded following the defeat of the enemy, concentrating only on defending himself (and the Sippstress, though she hardly seemed like she'd need the help) from any threat that the robopet might present.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Nov 20, 2006 18:38:17 GMT -5
AND THE ROBOPET STILL DANCED. Oblivious to the motions in his body, Korrgii thought that he was sitting, happilly watching Sipp and her silly minions. They were all running around like gophers trapped in a room with a snake! So cuute! Korrgii liked pure chaos, apparrently. He had also found the answer to what a shortmobile was. It looked like some sort of mode of transportation.
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Post by Sipp on Nov 20, 2006 23:16:03 GMT -5
"EVERYONE, STOP DROP AND ROLL! WAIT... NO! Don't DROP AND ROLL! JUST STOP! STOP IN THE NAME OF SHORTNESS! AFTER YOU HAVE STOPPED, EVERYONE TALLER THAN 2 FEET WILL GO MAN THE BASE! THE REST WILL FINISH POLISHING THE SHORTMOBILE!" She then pointed at Korgii. "GET ME SOME TEA AND BISCUITS, OLE' CHAP, ON THE DOUBLE!"
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AnT
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Post by AnT on Nov 25, 2006 13:58:08 GMT -5
"Excuse me?" an Austrailian accented koala said, peaking through the broken doors. "Er...the doors looked...er, friggin busted. I wonder if people were rushing before the train left." Barby was mindlessly wandering around the city, looking for the train station. Sadly, she has bad sense of directions in big cities, and she just had a bad day back at Chuck's stand. All she wanted to do was go to the Mystic Ruins, where everything is sane. "Um...this is...the train station, right?" she then looked at some mouse kid. "Is it, kid? I hope it is. My head is starting to get a bit bung from getting lost in this friggin city."
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Serynth
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Post by Serynth on Nov 25, 2006 20:05:28 GMT -5
Some of the more excitable minions were already in the process of dropping and rolling when they stopped, and so moments after the command was issued the floor was littered with frozen minions, some standing, some lying very, very still, and some trying to maintain their balance in some sort of half-standing, half-falling pose.
There was a long pause, as everyone tried to determine whether everyone else had stopped yet.
Then there was yet more chaos as the taller minions tried to disentangle themselves from the shorter ones, so that they could go off to their respective duties. Some days, the minions just weren't very coordinated. And then there were the days when they were really off.
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Dec 2, 2006 22:10:20 GMT -5
Korrgii took in this information, and ran off on the thing that would save the world.
... GETTING HIS MASTER TEA AND BISCUITS.
He didn't even notice the koala as he ran by.
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Dec 5, 2006 12:53:15 GMT -5
"Kid?! You are talking to the mighty (MIGHTY!!!) and powerful leader of the Short Empire!" the mouse squeaked, "And this isn't the train station, this is City Hall! Also, you're short, JOIN THE SHORT EMPIRE!"
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AnT
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Post by AnT on Dec 5, 2006 13:21:52 GMT -5
Short Empire?...She sure has tickets on herself if she thinks she's some kind of...whatever... "Riiiiight. Anyways, ya crazy nutter, sorry about that." she said, petting the little mouse. " All these buildings look the same to me." She then took another look at the broken doors, and the hole in the wall. "I don't like the looks of that, kid. Looks like something dangerous caused that, so I don't think it's safe here. Where're your parents?"
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Serynth
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Post by Serynth on Dec 10, 2006 22:14:56 GMT -5
The Short Empire's loyal soldiers, world-renowned for their bravery in the face of danger, hid as one when the area was revealed to be unsafe. Some tried to pretend they were polishing the Shortmobile, but it is very difficult to do so when ten other minions are polishing the same spot. Mostly, it just looked like they were cowering. Probably because they were.
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Sipp
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Post by Sipp on Dec 11, 2006 14:51:51 GMT -5
". . ." .... "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISRESPECT!" Sipp squeaked. "SOL SHORT!"
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